Another fart of me (A Captain EO fart story)

Chapter two: let em rip!

Captain EO woke up the next day for his big mission. he got up with a longer fart.
*Priip!!!*
after his morning routine, he got on his space suit and he and fuzzball headed out the door to go to his spaceship. EO farted again, but it was shorter and lighter.
*Toot!*
he got into the spaceship to do his little mission. "Finally, he's here!" Hooter the green elephant says. "Were goin' in." Captain EO said with his handsome softspoken voice of his. soon, the ship starts to take flight into outer space like it always does. the mission was to go to the countless world of doom again, why? because Captain EO's evil twin Captain bonfire was destroying everything and doing a little trick called World domination.they then crashed on the planet like they always do and quietly get to the location of the villains. Hooter put a trash can on his head. yes, the previous trash can from the movie. "Hooter, how many times do i have to tell you that trash cans don't go on your head?" EO said with annoyance. EO accidentally farted loudly again, causing Captain Bonfire's gaurds to easily find him and his ragtag crew.
*Prrrrrrfffffttt!!!*
the rest of his crewmates stared at him in silence. "heh heh... Oops?" EO said with an embarrassed giggle as his face turned bright red. suddenly, Bonfire's guards found EO and took him to the dungeon of doom. as they all got there, Bonfire walked up to EO and his scared but also confused ragtag crew. "Well, well, well my stupid brother. we meet once again." Bonfire said with an evil grin. "There was NEVER once that I had the attention, never once I had fame, and especially, never once that I had the same talent as you, you son of a pluto! but, that will NEVER happen again because I will banish you and your little lazy, quirky, musical, fuzzy wuzzy ugly ragtag crew for good!". "My dear twin brother, my loyal companions and I accept this deal." EO said. "Aw sugar snaps, not again!" Hooter said. "SILENCE!!" Bonfire yells with anger. "We have come here uninvited but supportive in our duties." EO said. "So, then we both admit to your..... Popularity!!!" Bonfire responds. just then, EO unexpectedly letted out a wetter but louder fart.
*Ppppplllrrrppp!!!*
"Did you fart?" Bonfire asked angrily. EO's face turned red again as Bonfire and his guards started to laugh their butts off. "Bonfire!! it's not funny at all!" EO says.