The Flower Encyclopedia

Kurumi's Cat(s)

Haco Journal That Vibes On My Book Shelf And Eats Dust.
Unfortunately I didn't get hit by a car when I was crossing the road. Me and Lana made a bet and I lost. The bet was I had to trade food with her for a week. Lana comes over a lot to play video games so she knows my Pops is great at making food. She followed me home so that she would be able to see if I got hit by a car or not. As you should know, I didn't. Now she's skipping around right next to me, Haco always does that, but when she did it it made me wanna punch her, I can s m e l l the smirk coming from deep inside her soul. We keep walking as she talked about how Riani sucks at reading in front of the whole class, something about her messing up the words and no one even noticed other than Riani. I wasn't exactly listening, I was wondering if the bet still works if I get run over on a detour.
I didn't get run over. The drivers are too good. She took my food the second I got it and gave me a cupcake. She isn't really into vanilla cupcakes but I really like 'em, so she gave me that. in. the. place. of. my. whole. dinner. How kind of her. Really. She ate the rice and onigiri as if  she needed it to survive. After eating she starts running around or something. I eat the cupcake and watch her again.
Lana runs to my cats and picks Freddie (Mercury is his last name, if you must know) up. She runs around my kitchen and up the stairs to my room. She starts talking about her homework and how she hasn't done it while petting Fred. Elton (John, duh) walks up the stairs and jumps on my bed and sits on one of Lana's legs.
"Lana your skirt is gonna get covered in fur." I say as I move from the door way to my desk.
"Awh, it's okay! He's a good boy! He can do what he wants!" She declared as Elvis (Please tell me you know his last name) runs up as Madonna is running with a toy of a fish behind him. Michael (if you don't know that I'm referring to MJ I'm severely disappointed.) and Prince are sleeping down stairs, only one besides Whitney (Houston.)  left is Rap Monster. Didn't expect that, did you. But Whitney's at the doctors right now with my Pops, she sneezed too much and my pop got nervous. Rap Monster is usually singing somewhere or eating Prince's food (Prince is too nice sometimes), I bet he's sleeping with Michael and Prince though, he likes them.
'Member when I was late for school? Whitney, Madonna and Elton were staring and the others were still asleep. To be honest, taking care of all of them is harder than any homework. All they do is scream at me. But RM, he's cool. He's real cool.
"Madonna don't bite Elton, he needs to at least finish his last concerts before he dies!" She paused for a second before laughing the cat fur off of her. Lana's annoying, but she's fun to have around. But saying Elton is going to die is something else.