Now as a good cookie, you cannot be mean. I mean like you can call other cookies broccoli and all that weird foods but they won't take it offensive. (Plus weird foods are so weird. Everyone loves us but hates broccoli.) :)
Now we need to talk. I know that a lot of cookies want to be that gangster kind of cookie. They dress in black, curse and all that. Cookie's can't curse. Here is a dialogue.
Oh Crumb I just dropped my book.
Oh you sound so stupid.
Thanks. Wait was that a compliment?
See what I mean, they need to get a life. But you really need to understand that cookies can't curse. Mean cookies are mean but they are not as mean inside. They are all like " I love to eat cookies" and "OMG! a cute shirt" See, cookies are not that bad but someone else is.
DUN DUN DUN....
Can you guess who the evil person is?
And it is not a cookie.
It is COOKIE MONSTER!
He loves cookies but he eats us. I mean who would go YUM COOOKIEEEE!!!
And then eat us so fast AND leave crumbs on the floor. I mean seriously. But there are my 2 friends out there who do that. Do you know who you are???
I will give you a hint.
1st person: Likes candy and chocolate the best
2nd person: Likes to eat and someone calls him/her a fat pig.
U Know who u are.
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