Dedicated to my dear friend…
Guess what? Chicken Butt… Guess Where? Underwear? Nope Ha I got you!! You thought I was going to say underwear. Wait- actually I did but anyways… Nope I was going to say in your hair. But you know what’s really in your hair? Hair molecules. Yeah Nobody ever gets that! But hopefully you did.
You know what? I feel bad for the chickens. It’s their butts being said of. What if they’re self conscious of their butts. Like if it’s too squishy. Heh squishy is a funny word. How would you feel if chickens said that but said Human butt instead. Well maybe you wouldn’t care because you can’t understand them. But I think that you should feel ashamed of yourself. They’ll learn how to talk one day and scream HUMAN BUTT in everyone’s face.
You know what else happens? When you say underwear but then the person says in your hair. But you know that they actually weren’t. They just changed it to make you feel bad. Of course I feel bad when I don’t guess it right. Jk… I’m kidding…
Well that’s it for now.. I guess
A/N:
I wrote this for you friend. Because I said I would. And because I’m fantastic. *flips hair* FEEL BETTER BUDDY. Oh and to the rest of y’all sorry it is different.
