Cookie Monster

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So here is where I will put all the problems about my enemy...

COOKIE MONSTER!!

List of problems:

1.EVERYTHING

Reason:

Because he doesn't eat cookies with respect. Would you shove a cookie in your mouth AND leave crumbs? Wait- Don't answer that...

And cookie monster speaks in 3rd person. Me love cookie!!! NUM NUM NUM!!

And he is friends with people in suits. It is not like he is a person in a suit too. Right? ELMO'S WORLD

DADADADA ELMO'S WORLD DADADA

Elmo lives with a goldfish and this guy who is like a noodle. He lives in the blinds.

Now if Cookie Monster decides to teach Elmo how to eat a cookie, I will be so MAD!

It is bad enough that Cookie Moster eats us horribly...

If we got eaten and could lazer ourselves out of the person's tummy...

Hydrogen and water and vinegar could produce a mass effect with a bomb...

Are you still reading?

Remember I did not mention any of my evil plan or dislikes to you or you or you...

Sorry all my chapters are short. It is kinda hard to make long chapter. At least for me...

Sorry... I had to put Elmo into this and Cookie moster...

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