Weak Hero Crack

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(PS THIS IS FOR FUN I LITERALLY SUCK AT WRITING BUT HERE WE GO)

(3rd person POV). 

ugh.. what a horrid day it is, it's practically burning out here said grey. ben exclaimed 'I don't care if it's hot out here I just want chickennn....'  
( what the hell is that noise thought grey ) Ben, do you hear that??.. it sounds like music. ( I wonder who's blaring their music so early in the morning ) ok anyways, let's just go and get chicken. ALRIGHTY THEN ben said loudly.

grey sat down wondering what he should order. 'GREY',   ben whisper yelled, he had a panicked expression on his face. "woah what? said grey.  look over there he pointed to the sidewalk, and there stood the one and only Donald Na.  grey was confused and just responded with "so??" just don't look over there and it won't be a big deal, it looks as if he's listening to music anyways. ben decided to agree and just try to ignore it.       
Donald was slowly walking nearer and nearer to them, grey started to get a small bit concerned. surprisingly Donald just walked past them. but while he was walking close the them, they could hear him muttering something along the lines of "certified freak seven says a week, wet ass-".         Is all they heard, ben's eyes lit up, he immediately recognized the song.    ben now loudly saying "DONALD NA IS A... CARDI B FAN..?" trying very hard  not to burst out into laughter.  (I can now just imagine THE donald na dancing to Cardi B songs in his room/office, ben thought)  

grey looked very concerned/confused at why Ben was laughing so hard at what they had heard.

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Donald Na was in his room now after eating his lunch.    (he thought to himself, hmm, am I gonna do something productive OBVIOUSLY NOT BECAUSE IT'S NOW TIME FOR CARDI B, and that means everything else can wait.)

now THE donald na is in his room BREAKDANCING to cardi b, and absolutely SLAYING the "dance floor".  with his amazing blonde hair flying VERY ELEGANTLY into his face.

it was BEAUTIFUL.

                                                    END OF STORY.   

I apologize for any spelling mistakes that I may have made, and yes I do head-cannon that donald na is a Cardi B fan.  and yes, I also apologize for this being so out of character.
  I might make more chapters if you liked it, and if I actually find more ideas.