Brothers best friend (fem!reader. X sapnap)

22

[happy 22 dream]

My eyes open ass I feel something touching my feet it's patches "come here babygirl" i realize I'm still laying on sapnaps chest patches comes and lays on his stomach I pet her

"Baby stopppp" he groans I'm guess at patches moving her tail reach up and scratch his beard

He half way opens his eyes "what are you doing?"
"Scratching your beard dummy"
"Than whoes.... Oh hi patches"
She meows

"You know what today is?"
"No?"
"Your brothers birthday"
"Oh shit I don't have a present"
"I'll take you to get one"
"Thank you"
"Mhm how'd you sleep?"
"I slept good what about you?"
"Good" he yawns

Patches gets up I wrap my leg around him "when do you want to leave because I can pick a cake up too"
"Whenever is fine"
He nods "just a little longer"he holds me tightly
"We gotta get up thooo"
"Nooo baby"
"5 more minutes that's it" he nods

After about 20 minutes I fight him off "get up"
"No"
"Let go of me"
"No"
"I'll bite you"
"No you won't" I bite his arm he yelps getting up
"Are y'all okay" Punz says crouching down
"She bit me"
"Why did you bite him?"
"He wouldn't let me go"

Punzs hands wrap around my ankles pulling me out then sapnap "stop being idiots"
I get up "thank you punzo"
"Mhm get dressed weirdo both of you" he leaves
"You're not my dad!" I yell looking at sapnap he looks shocked

Right I forget I don't have a dad I think of clay as a father figure

"Well ima go get dressed" sapnap gets up going to my closet I follow I grab a plain black crop top with ripped high waisted jeans and my black converse
Sapnap goes into the bathroom changing I change in my closet

Sapnap knocks on the door "you okay?"
"Yeah"
"Okay ima be laying on the bed"
"Okay"

Once I get finished "I'm coming out of the closet" I say opening it
"You came out like 2 years ago" he looks up at me
"I meant nevermind"
"Do you wanna go right now?"
"Sure"
"Okay"

He gets up we walk downstairs everyone is still asleep except for punz and George
"Hi Georgie"
"Hi y/n you're up early"
"I am be proud"
"I am proud good job"
I smile
"I'm taking her to the store text me if you need anything"
They nod  we leave

"I don't know how I feel about you going out in that"
"What's wrong with it" I look at him
"Other guys are gonna look come here" he pulls me towards him tugging the shirt down in the front "better" I look in the rear view mirror seeing he made it so you could see the fading hickeys  "idiot"
"They gotta know they can't be looking at you" he pulls out of the driveway his hand goes on my thigh I smile 

Once we get to Walmart he parks "come on darlin" he gets out grabbing his wallet phone and keys I grab my phone and wallet "put that back"
"What?"
"Put your wallet back"
"Why"
"I said"
I through it on the floor in his car
"Let's go" he smiles grabbing my hand

We get inside there's not very many people here "what do you want to get him?"
"Not sure yet"
"Okay come look at cakes with me" 

I kind of have no choice but to follow him because he is killing my hand 

Once we get to the bakery I see a green cake "that one?"
"Bigger there's a lot of people" I nod he lets go of my hand then wrapping it around my waist
"You're making look like we've been married for years"
"Good we have kids you're a milf"
"You're stupid"

We look at cakes till I say we can buy multiple different sizes and just stack them on top of each other he agrees
We buy 3 plain green cakes

He drags me around the store getting us a few different things like chips drinks paper plates a tube of frosting so I can wright something on his cake "Ima get him some slides because his are broken and I'll get him a bracelet too"
We walk to get him slides and bracelets there are green ones and rainbow I grab both

I feel someone staring at me I assume it's sap so I don't even bother too look

Someone slaps my ass as I'm bent down grabbing a ring he asked for that's not sapnaps hand I stand up turning around seeing a guy about the same height as sap "what the fuck"
"Can I get your number?"
"No"
"Why it's not like you're married or anything"
"How would you know?"
"No one would let there girl go out in wha-"
"Hey baby Who is this?"
"Who are you?" The guy asks

God damnit I already know what's gonna happen
"Her boyfriend and you are?"
"There's no way you're her boyfriend"
"Why is that?"
Sapnap brings his hand to a fist
"Baby let's just go we gotta get going before they wake up anyways"
"No no I wanna know why this fucker is surprised I'm your boyfriend"

I tug on his shirt

"Look at you, you look like you play video games for a living"
"I do actually and I probably got more money than you"
"Oh of course you do"
"Sap please let's just go baby"
"Yeah listen to the girl bitch boy"

I could tell by the look in sapnaps eyes that he had enough I watch as sapnaps fist hits the other males jaw he goes in for another I step in front "baby please"

Sapnap walks backwards taking the basket to checkout

"Pussy" the other guy spits out I kick him in the knee as hard as I could he falls to the floor I mock him "pussy"

I walk back to sapnap Using the self checkout "are you okay princess?"
"I'm fine are you okay"
He nods I hug his arm "clingy"
"Shhh" we walk back to the car putting the stuff in and leaving "I love you sappy"
"I love you too princess"I lay my head on his shoulder as he drives back home it's only 2 in the afternoon

Once we pull in sapnap grabs the cakes and I grab the bags we walk in Wilbur tommy tubbo and niki out there

Now that I think about it where did niki sleep last night?
She probably fell asleep on the couch

We set the things down getting ready for his birthday I'm not even gonna put mine in a bag I'll just hand it to him

After about 2 hours clay comes out of his room we all yell happy birthday
"DEAR GOD" he screams scared
"Cake" I smile 

Clay gives me a hug looking around "thank you" he whispers I nod

We eat cake then it's time to give him presents punz gives him his first "tommy and tubbo are gonna have to leave for this one"

Wilbur gives tommy and tubbo a look they leave punz tell clay to open it

"What the fuck?!"
He pulls out a 'used' condom
"It's sapnaps" Punz says
"Sapnap hasn't fucked anyone in forever"
"Mhm"Punz says sarcastically clay puts it back in the bag then pulls out a new mouse for his computer "thank you"
"You're welcome"
Niki give him a new set of clippers to shave his beard Wilbur gives him tommy and tubbo presents its 2 nerf guns
George nor sylvee didnt give him anything boomer gave him a new shirt and it's finally me and sapnap sapnap hands them too him "it's from me and your sister"
"Thanks"he puts the bracelet on and the slides

"Snazzy"
"Shut it y/n" clay throws his trash at me

We spend the rest of the day watching movies and eating till everyone gets tired me niki and sapnap head up to bed

I go and change I feel hands land on my naked waist I jump "calm down"
"You scared me"
"I could tell how are you feeling?"
"Good why?"
"Didn't want you to be mad at me for what happened this morning"
"I won't be"
He kisses my cheek "love you pretty girl"
"Love you too pretty boy"he turns me around to hug him properly "I don't care if you're in your underwear and bra"
He kisses the top of my head "I have to get dressed and you do too"
"Just hug me for a few more seconds"
"Fine"

He pulls away I get dressed then he does I'm wearing the shirt he came here with and Nike shorts we both go lay down on the floor niki was already passed out

Sapnap lays on my chest wrapping his arms around me he kisses my neck "good night y/n sleep well"
"Good night sapnap you too big butthead" he smiles I run my hands through his hair as I fall asleep