the not big book of jelix (discontinued)

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 TO THAT ONE PERSON WHO REQUESTED THIS HERES A BIG pat on the back. yes. a pat on the back.

Felix had walked into one of the nearby bars, he was immediately hit with a load of strobing lights  coming toward him. The bar looked very modern and lounge-y. 

Of course, as many other people, he came for the drinks and only the drinks. He fixed up his glasses and walked over to the bar stand and sat down. He noticed the bartender looking the other way cleaning up all the used glasses, he assumed they were a girl from how long their hair was, but that would be bizarre. The bartender finally looked back and waved with a smile. 

Oh. 

Felix's heart skipped a beat, either from how hard we was startled from the fact the bartender was a male or from how beautiful he was.

"Ah, my apologies for holding you up! What would you like?" He said with a slightly embarrassed face.

Felix had to stop for a second, he ended up staring at the bartender for at least ten seconds. 

"Uh, sir? Hello, haha?"

"Oh! I'm sorry, uh, hello! I'll take anything, really, your decision!" Felix had just snapped back into reality.

"Really? I mean there's so many options to choose, I wouldn't want to ending up with something too bitter or too sweet for your liking!" 

"Yeah! I don't mind at all, I really just came here to get drunk and leave, haha." 

"Well, alright then! I'll just- get to it!" 

Felix watched the man as he poured out random drinks and syrups, the bartender plopped in some strawberries and lime into the glass.

"And here it is! Strawberry Daiquiri is probably my favorite, you might not like it though. I'm just really into fruity flavored things!" The man giggled as he handed the drink to Felix. (if any of you mfs decide to make a haha funny homo fruity quee rjoke IMGOING TO FUCKING STRANGLE YOU)

"Well- thanks! Also uh, what's your name? I'm just curious, that's all."

"Oh, Jack! Jack Walten. Your's?"

"Felix Kranken. I'm sorry, but your name is so pretty." It's crazy that Felix was saying this sober. Well, kinda sober.

"Is it really? I thought it was generic." You could tell Jack was already flustered.

"Yes it is really! A lot of guys I've met named Jack are usually really pretty."  Felix said while pretty much chugging the drink down.

"Oh? Well, that's interesting?" Jack's face was basically as red as a tomato, he tried his best to hide it by covering his face up with his sleeve.

They continued to talk as people left, Felix occasionally attempting to flirt with Jack, which failed miserably. There were a few pauses, since y'know, Jack still had a job to hand out drinks. Felix had maybe bought around 25 drinks, and of course, he had to pay. The only thing Felix had on him was a 100$ dollar bill, since he didn't expect to buy much. 

"Well, if you really don't have the money, you can either stay with me after closing time and won't even have to pay, or just not pay me anything and run off. I don't mind either!" Jack said as he started to laugh.

Felix had start to laugh with him as well.

"I'll obviously stay with you after closing, it's probably- uh.. what- what time is it? haha.. It was already nice to be around for- for this long so why not.. why not more?" Felix smirked, he was obviously drunk, but Jack was still startled. 

He'd never had this much genuine interaction with anyone, and now it's with a man? He didn't know how to react, but he liked the feeling of the other person having control of the situation.

"Uh, almost 2:30? Basically closing time. Everyone seems to be gone, but I'll let you, sober up a little, then you can help clean!" Jack proceeded to pass Felix a cup of water, he grabbed his previous glass which was nearly finished, drank the last bits, and washed it.

"Aw fuck, I forgot you got vodka! How do people like this stuff?" 

"Well, I mean, if- you gotta-..." Felix paused.

"You gotta get d-DRUNK drunk on it, for it to-.. Kinda taste good? I don't- I don't know, hehe."

"Do you wanna-.. do you wanna try it?" Felix asked.

"I didn't really uh, plan on getting drunk tonight. Maybe some other day?"

"Oh come on... Please? It'll- It'll be fun! You'll forget it in the morning!" Felix couldn't help but continuously laugh.

"If you insist!" Jack grabbed the clean glass and filled it up with more of the vodka. 

"Do you mind if I sit next to you?" Jack walked over behind to counter to the seats.

"Why would I? I mean, who wouldn't let the uh-... the most, handsome-est? Prettiest? Yeah, prettiest. Who wouldn't let the prettiest man on earth sit next to them?" Felix's words slurred together.

Jack giggled while smirking at him. Jack would get easily tipsy, and since he was drinking one of the hardest alcohols, the first glass got him drunk. He decided to pour another glass, just for the hell of it, who knows? He might have a fun night. He practically chugged down the next two glasses. He couldn't bare the taste, but it was getting better?

"You were right about the- *hiccup* the taste thing." Jack started to rub his eyes and looked at Felix. He was slowly getting closer as he put his head on Jack's shoulder. 

"You sure are, uh, fuck, haha. Weird? I don't know, I think I like you for that." 

"I could say the same about you." Felix, now facing Jack, gave him a big smirk. Felix put his hands on Jack's face and pushed his lips onto the bartender's. 

Again they were both drunk, this meant nothing. Probably.

Jack pushed back into Felix and put his hands around the smaller man's waist. 

They pulled away after a few seconds. Felix began to giggle, and put his head on Jack's shoulder. He basically knocked out in that minute.

"Y'know, still owe me the money." The men sat there for a few minutes until Jack finally decided to get up and clean the place, he left a little note with his number on it with Felix. 

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also idk if u guys know this but this is my first acutal fan fic so its probably dog shit uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh