Herri pooter: Da trollgey

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Dracofo whent en to kess herryi pooter. Herryi pooter sid noh mi nu went kess. Dracofo siad, inf a frying voce, y nuh kess? Herryi pooter siad me nuh went kess cuis me note giey. Dracofo scwemed NUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Soe hey wnt toe rone wisily tuh sdee ef hey went kess. Soe en a happei tome Dracofo sid duh ya went kess rone wisily?! Rone wisily sid nuh.

Dracofo gwadded a nife anb sid tim toe dif rone wisily. Rone wisily scweemed Ouw owww Ofowowow thab hurfs em bleeding peas noe kell i kess fore noe killes. Dracofo repied oke il kess yao gwave. Rone wisily sid peas wet mei kess herryi pooter bedfor i dif. Dracofo sid nuyh thas mei tuwe wove. Tim tfo dif spuid wisily famiy. *stafcfing noses*. Rone wisily Awsmndlkewfbjfkwfnekfjnwefoienj helf em diyfing *ded noses*.

Dracofo thot hei shold trey datng somone eldes. Soe hei whent upi toe valdmart. Hei asded if valdmart went esmio kess. Anb valdmart snapfed hes knec becuase valdmart hav noe noseor fr esmkimo kess. Thenf valdmart willy wented ae giffrwend. Soe hey whent toe thes pwastic burgeon. Hey asbed fow ae nobes jobe. Pwastic burgeon sid theye coud mak hes knows beter. Valdmart sid okey. Th nxt dey valdmart hade ae pefect knows anb wooked fow wadies toe dat. Soe hei whent upi toe dores udridge. Dores udridge, doe yua went kess? Dores udridge sid noe soe valdmart sete un fere soe shey coud gete spway tane thene mabe shei woud wike hime. Shei wase burne anb valdmart cwied. Valdmart wehnt un thei towwest buldng en thei sity, hogwatts. Hei pwoceded to jumep uff anb kell hemsilf.