Reacting to Sonic vs Rainbow Dash

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Sonic: Hello all you humans, today we will be watching a video called "Sonic vs Rainbow Dash." And, don't worry, I did a little bit of research and found out that 'Rainbow Dash' is a blue Pegasus with a rainbow mane.

Knuckles: Well, that's good, cuz I have no idea who she is.

Tails: Alright! Lets get this started! *Presses start button*

Sonic: So... I see me and Rainbow Dash... and we're gonna race? Wow, I'm so gonna win.

Tails: Oh, look, there's Cream and- OH MY GOD, WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO CREAM???

Knuckles: *Laughs hysterically*

Sonic: Knux, when you laugh, you sound like a mutant donkey. Alright, all of a sudden we are racing on a volcano. Geez, she's keeping up with me!

Tails: Wow, you just struck by lightning, Sonic.

Sonic: Rainbow Dash did it! She's such a cheater!

Knuckles: Wait, did I just get impaled by a cactus? That is NOT COOL!

Sonic: And suddenly we are in a snowy wasteland.

Tails: Looks like you got your snowboard, Sonic.

Sonic: I look awesome.

Knuckles: Wait, what is the Pegasus thing doing?

Sonic: Good thing I did research! It's called a "Rainboom." And that's about all I know.

Tails: Well it gave her a massive speed boost. And she caused an avalanche.

Sonic: SHE'S CHEATING AGAIN!

Knuckles: Well, it looks like you're doing pretty good- Oh, never mind. You just fell in water.

Sonic: Wait, are those the chaos emeralds? OH, YEAH!

Tails: Nice! Looks like your catching up!

Sonic: We just crossed the finish line! Wait, who won?

Tails: It was a tie!

*video ends*

Knuckles: Hey, Sonic! You just tied with a rainbow Pegasus!

Sonic: Shut the f*ck up! WHO MADE THIS???

Tails: Okay, I think we'll end this here.

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