MCYT smut/one shots

How the cookie crumbles

(Ranboo and Tubbo)
(Platonic {no ship})

Tubbo POV:
Im sitting in the kitchen waiting for Ranboo to finish up his stream so we can eat.

I'm really hungry but I don't wanna make Ranboo eat alone. There is one cookie left..... he said for me to save it for him but I can just buy more. I take the cookie bitting it. "How could you" a voice from the door says making me stop and look.

"pfttttt" I start giggling as I see my 6ft 7 monster standing in front me. "I can buy more" I say taking another bite. "I feel so betrayed. We're married Tubbo. We have a kid" he says sitting next to me making it extra dramatic while taking his mask and glasses off.

I never really understood why he wore a mask and glasses. He said something about face dysphoria? Or something. Which I understand because everyone is insecure at some point. He's actually really attractive

"Tubbo? You ok" he says waving his hands in my face "yes I'm ok" I say standing up and grabbing his plate from the microwave. "Eat up" I say sitting next to him and digging in. "Mhh this is good" he says smiling "I know, my mom is one hell of a cook huh?" I ask knowing the answer

"Yep" he says

( Time skip )

After we finished eating we put on a the office. We have rewatched this to many times to the point I could probably say some episodes word for word.

"You know what sounds good right now?" Ranboo asks making me look at him "mh?" I say focusing back on the tv "a cookie" he says dryly making me smile.

"It's just a cookie ranboo" I say giggling "it is not." He says quietly

"Do you like brownies?" I ask wiggling my eye brows "I love them" he says giving me a questionable look
"Well. There's one left" I say jumping up and running to the kitchen

"NO GET BACK HERE" he yells running after me. As soon as I make it to the kitchen I open the pantry and take the box out. Ranboo runs behind me putting his arms under mine and picking me up. "NO! PUT ME DOWN" I yell and start kicking at the air

He throws me on the couch and practically jumps to the kitchen.

He is not winning this.

I jump up running following him to the kitchen seeing him struggling to open the plastic box. "HA! You dumb American" I say watching him struggle.

I jump on the counter and grab the box "not so tall see we now" I say trying not to step on anything important "you.. freaking spider monkey. Get down" he says crossing his arms. "Never" I say giggling.

Unexpectedly he grabs my legs and throwing me over his should to where my waist his on his shoulder. Uncomfortable by the way.

This quick movement makes me drop the box and it busting open. "Good going Ranboo, now we don't have a brownie" I say letting my body hang lose In his arms. He sets me down softly and looking at the ground "the floor can open a box better than I can" he says crossing his arms.

We both turn our heads as we hear a knock at the door. "I'll get the door can you pick this up?" I ask walking to the door "sure" I hear him say as I make my way to the next room.

"Ah, hello mom" I say opening the door "hello darling. "Hello Ranboo" she says making me turn around seeming him now beside me. "I've made cookies would you like some?" She asks putting a big grin on her face.

Me and Ranboo look at each other and I start to bust out laughing "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Tubbo?" My mom asks as I fall to the floor pretty much crying "yes, we would like some" Ranboo says calming taking the plate and shutting the door. "hahahahah that's so- BAHAHAH what are the chances" I say standing up and plopping down on the couch.

Ranboo let's out a sigh sitting next to me and placing the plate next to in between the two of us. "At least now we both have a cookie" he says smiling.