youtube one shots

scott the woz x reader

pov: you

"wow which video game am i going to choose?" you asked yourself in ur head while browsing the video game section at target™️ suddenly a handsome young man strolls up next to you. he has brown hair and glasses, exactly your type😍 his basket contained only a gallon of milk, a children's colouring book, and a box of crayons. he must be in for a wild night.
he notices you staring and says "what the f*ck are u doing?" somehow the word fuck was bleeped out as if this were a tv show.
u blush and respond "oh j-just looking at the video games!"
he gives you an appalled look and walks away. you sigh, then feel a warm hand on your shoulder. you turn around and see target employee. you guys were besties back in high school but you haven't seen him in 3 years!
"target employee!!" you squeal and wrap your arms around him.
"hello (y/n)! it's been so long! i missed you :("
"i missed you too! how is wendy's employee doing?" you didn't know his poor brother had passed away.
"he died." target employee said as he wiped away a tear.
"omg that sucks." i reply and pat target employee on the back.
"it's ok. hey i saw u talking to my friend scott a couple seconds ago!"
"y-yeah. he didn't really seem to like me though :("
"scott's a little shy around people he finds attractive." he winks at me and i blush.
"h-how would u know target employee?"
"that's how scott was with me when we first met. thankfully he's gotten over me since then🙄"
"well then, c-could you give me scott's number?"
"of course anything for my bestie." target employee gives u scott's number and you finally head home.

the next day

"oh man i need to text scott!" you think to yourself and pull out your phone
hey scott, it's me (y/n) from target. my bestie target employee gave me your number.
"i hope he doesn't hate me :( "

pov: scott the woz

"that sexy person from target texted me?! what the hell am i gonna say💪😔" he thinks to himself.
hey hottie xD what r u up to? lulz
"damn i'm good." his phone goes off again. "wow they reply fast."
just playing some (fav game) and eating no fork spaghetti
he types up a risqué message and hesitates to send it. he doesn't wanna come on too strong but he knows you're the one. his last relationship ended pretty badly😔 scott is a very submissive and breedable man, but his ex girlfriend took advantage of that. scott was mentally abused everyday. forced to make content promoting nintendo games, even the bad ones. she would strap him to a chair at his desk and he was only allowed 2 bathroom breaks and 1.5 meals a day. thankfully one day she got hit by a bus and scott was free from his abusive girlfriend. this experience though left him scared and afraid to commit to anyone. though with you, things were easier. he envisioned your beautiful (eye colour) eyes and glowing (skin tone) skin. it made him feel comforted and safe. finally he works up the courage and sends it.

pov: you

"oo a text back finally!"

do it squirt doe?
this message brought tears to your eyes. you didn't think men like this existed anymore. there was no one as kind, gentle, and polite as scott wozniak, and this proved it. it took about 17 minutes to compose yourself after such an emotional journey.
it do.
is all you could muster. suddenly there was a knock at your door. you open it to see scott wozniak. his face was red and his nose and eyes were leaky as if he had been crying.
"*sniffle* prove it baby." he says as he jumps into your arms.
you two made passionate love all night.

a very good and totally serious chapter