The Baby Man|Darkiplier x Reader

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Thank you luna_of_the_stars for suggesting this. I'm finally writing it.

~(Y/N) POV~

It was a normal Saturday evening. I live alone in Cusset France. (Gotta love the random coordinates game) I sat on my couch and decided to look for a game to play. I have an entire wall of video games! I own almost every single game known to existence. I decided to play Minecraft™ on my Xbox. I put the game in. I heard a strange tapping noise coming from upstairs. I ignored it and opened up a new world. I named it "Dreidel". When the world was finished loading I started collecting wood, like a good little Steve. As I started crafting my tools I heard a huge crash in my bedroom.
Naturally, I got up to inspect it. I went to my bedroom to inspect the noise. I walked to the hallway, which led to my bedroom, so I could inspect the noise. I got to my bedroom to inspect the noise and found a small naked baby man.

(Illustrated by me) I screamed unenthusiastically and speed walked to the kitchen

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(Illustrated by me)
I screamed unenthusiastically and speed walked to the kitchen. I grabbed a knife and accidentally tripped and the knife fell into my fish bowl.
RIP McLovin the fish.
The small naked baby man pinned me to the ground. He started to let a stream of thicc drool slide out of his mouth. But he sucked it back up before it touched my face. Such torture.
Before I could think anymore thoughts I heard someone break down my door. Fuck I'm gonna have to pay for that.
"I'll save you!" I heard a deep echo-y voice say.
Next thing I know a bullet came and hit the small naked baby man in the cock.
I rushed to my feet and looked behind me to see who my white knight in shining armor was.

I saw a strikingly handsome man. He had a black suit on with a white tie. I don't know why but I got bad boy vibes from him.
"That little shit has been tormenting me since I was born." Said the devilishly handsome man.
"W-What's your name?" I asked shyly.
"My name is Darkiplier, but you can call me Daddy Dark." He replied with a smirk and a wink.
I blushed at his statement.
"And what's yoUR name my pretty lily?"
"My name is (Y/N)." I said seductively.
We sat on my couch and started talking. We exchanged numbers and he left.

~10 years later~

PUSH PUSH! And congratulations you just had a child.

When they showed me Dark and I's baby it looked familiar. When I tucked away the blanket to show more of his face my heart stopped. I SCreAmeD very loud. I saw him. The small naked baby man.

Then I woke up.
It was all a dream.
That's what I get when I read too many fanfics before bed.
I rubbed my eyes and started my day as I do every day.

•THE END•

YOU'RE welcome.
Sorry I wrote you're but it autocorrected to YOU'RE so I just kept it. Bye.

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