DON'T BE HATING ON MY NARWHALE FOOL

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So it turns out that I was right, narwhal are prey for orcas and polar bears. But that's weird because in the song dedicated to narwhals it says that they would beat a polar bear in a fight. We all know what that means....WIKIPEDIA LIED AGAIN!!

There's a game called "Glacier rush" and in the game you're a narwhal. WHICH MAKES THE GAME AWESOME TO BEGIN WITH. But in the game there are orcas and narwhal skeletons and iceburgs. The game made me gasp every time I got eaten or the back round with a narwhale skeleton showed up. I felt like the game was hating on my narwhals. Jerks.

Anywho sorry I haven't updated in a while, us squigglylines have been busy testing at school. But I told myself I should never be to busy for narwhals and now I'm here typing upa three chapter story about narwhales. CAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW LIFE WORKS I GUESS!

I've been telling off a lot of jerks with my "shut up before I stab you with my narwhale" comeback. It really does work, you use the comeback and they look at you all confused and stuffed and then they walk away before they catch your crazy. (Don't worry it won't spread...... but they don't know that.)

People at school have been asking me why narwhales and I wanted to punch them. I guess because they can be a lot of things. A rihno, a unicorn, a whale with a waffle cone on its head. They're pretty awesome though.

Anywho STAND UP FOR THE NARWHALS (I think I'll sit)

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 08, 2015 ⏰

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