Years ago, in December 2017...
*Light and Lucas appear in the backseat of Lucas's car, past Lucas is driving in a blizzard*
Light: Oh my gosh it works!
Future Lucas: I told you! We're back right before I accidentally killed Santa Claus and became the next one!
Lucas: *singing* BELIEVE IT OR NOT I'M WALKING ON AIR I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SO FRE—
Future Lucas: I'm hungry. *Sprinkles pepper on a sandwich*
Lucas: *sneezes from pepper* Achoo!
Future Lucas: Gesundheit.
Lucas: Thank you......!!!!!! *Looks behind him* !!!! AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Future Lucas and Light: AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Future Lucas: Let's go!
*They disappear to the future*
Lucas: YAAHHHH!!! *Sees Santa Claus in the road and swerves and misses him, but crashes into a tree*
Lucas: *dizzy* Mommy, my train went swimming in the piano.
Santa: *runs over* Are you ok son?!
Lucas: Yes I think so. Are you?
Santa: Yes, you gave me quite a scare there.
Lucas: Yeah sorry about that—
*A square portal opens up and two TVA Hunters walk out*
Hunter 1: There's the Variant *points to Lucas*
Lucas: Uh oh.
Hunter 1: Alright Lucas, by the authority of the TVA, you're under arrest for crimes against the sacred timeline.
Lucas: AAAAA!!!! *Runs*
Hunter 2: He's getting away! *They run after him*
Lucas: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!!!
Hunter 1: He's fast, I'll give him that.
Hunter 2: But not fast enough!
Lucas: AIEEEEE!!!!
*they catch up and tackle him and slap a time twister displacement collar on him and handcuffs*
Lucas: C'mon guys I'm innocent I tells ya! What do you guys want? Is this about the King? The Burger King? I can take you to him!
Hunter 1: Tell it to the judge, Variant.
*they walk through a portal to the TVA*
Lucas: Oh dear...
*Soon, he's in a tan jumpsuit that says TVA and in a courtroom, standing trial*
Lucas: I swear that the noodle incident was Burger King's fault ok? It was all his idea!
Judge: We are dealing with two variants today. Since we are busy, we will judge both of them simultaneously.
*just then, Riddlette, also in a TVA jumpsuit, along with her dogs, Dugan and Adam, also in jumpsuits, are escorted in by a TVA Hunter*
Riddlette: Puddin' I swear I was gonna pay for that Loki hoodie—oh! Lucas, you're here too.
Lucas: I'm sorry, who are you?
Riddlette: It's me Puddin'...Riddlette?
Lucas: I don't think we've met.
Riddlette: ...Ohhhhhhh you must be a Variant of Lucas from before Connor met me.
Judge: Silence! We will now commence with judgment. First off: Lucas, Variant A113, is charged with sequence violation 3-76-88. How do you plead?
Lucas: ...what? What the hell is this about?
Judge: Sigh....Long ago there was a multiversal war that almost destroyed existence so all universes were closed into one sacred timeline. But every once in a while someone on the path steps out of line and causes a Nexus event. And so to stop a new universe from being created we arrest that person. We call them variants. Now how do you plead?
Lucas: ...but what did I do?
Judge: You avoided hitting Santa Claus with your car and becoming the next Santa and created a Nexus event.
Lucas: ...O_O. And I'm in trouble for that?
Judge: Yes.
Lucas: But it was an accident! Plus I was distracted because two random guys were in my car!
Judge: Yes, the original you and Light Yagami testing time travel. But they were supposed to happen that was part of the sacred timeline, you avoiding hitting Santa was not.
Lucas: Technically if they were supposed to do all that and scare me, then isn't me not hitting Santa part of the plan then?
Judge: I...look how do you plead?
Lucas: Not guilty.
Judge: Moving on. Now, this Riddlette...*looking through her file*... goddammit you're another Loki Variant?
Riddlette: I mean, I thought it was kinda obvious.
TVA Hunter: *crouching down and petting the dogs* She's got a point.
Judge: Hunter C-25, get away from those beasts, they're savage and dangerous creatures.
Hunter C-25: Awww dangerously cute!
Judge: Sigh... Riddlette how do you plead?
Riddlette: Not guilty. Duh.
Judge: Well you're both guilty. Prune them.
Hunter C-25: awwww....*prepares to prune them when...*
Voice: Wait a minute.
*Everyone looks in the direction of the voice. A figure stands in the shadows*
Voice: If I may...*he steps out of the shadows, it's Mobius M. Mobius*
Mobius: I think they could be of some use to us.
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Lethal Lucas: Adventures in the TVA (and Riddlette Too!) [CANCELLED]
FanfictionWhen a Variant of Lucas accidentally doesn't end up accidentally killing Santa Claus, he is arrested by the TVA but recruited by Mobius to stop a dangerous new enemy who's been creating time twisting Nexus Events for his own amusement. Now Lucas, al...