So let me just get something out in the clear... I'm a bitch, and I'm gay, yeah I said it, I'm gay! Not only that but I go to a homophobic school, yeah, that's like every school! And then people wonder why I'm a bitch, hahah ok! UGH! GAYS come on, lets relate here! So anyways! My name is Nick! I'm sixteen, rich, social media famous, and I got a flat ass! It used to be juicy cute but since I'm a lazy hoe, watching Netflix ALL DAY, my ass got flat! How does a ass even get flat anyways!?!? The STRUGGLE IS REAL! So what does being a TEENAGE BITCH mean? Well, it means you're the baddest bitch in school, who doesn't give a fuck about nobody, and who isn't basic! Yeah! That's me!!
This book isn't just about me, it's a guide to help ALL YOU BASIC ASS BITCHES WHO NEED HELP!
Now, I go to a high school, FULL of basics, and fake wanna be people who think there cute, but they're not! I have many best friends, Gabby, Eliza, and Frankie, the FAB four! We the true hoes of the school, and we don't take shit from nobody! But of course I'm the main! You see, people think being a popular bitch is easy but it's actually hard, I mean, I have to see ass hole people everyday, hug dumb asses, and pretend to be nice, and pretending to be nice is like hard as hell! If you readers out there understand the struggle, you're my bæ for life!
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Life As A Teenage Bitch
HumorNot only will you read about me, and my friends, you'll read all the crazy things I go through, and what it's like being a TEENAGE BITCH in high school!
