You see... When you're a Teenage Bitch, you gonna go through TOUGH SHIT!
Especially fights! Oh my booty lord, where do I even begin!?!?
You see, I fight ALL THE TIME! Literally! No matter if its physical or NAH! Or even if its with a girl or a boy! I hate it how girls think I can't hit them... Like, BITCH! JUST CAUSE YOU GOT A PUSSY, DONT MEAN I CANT BEAT YOUR ASS!! Like damm! Bitch! You need to stop!!!
Ok, ok, so I'm mainly a mental fighter, but I'm a good physical fighter too! I've been doing Kung Fu for 12 years now, so I know how to pop that ass! BUT, I mainly fight mentally, and socially too!
BITCH! IF I WANTED TO, I COULD RUIN YOUR REPUTATION ON SOCIAL MEDIA!
But anyways....
Last week my BAD ASS GAY FRIEND FRANKIE, fucking smacked my ass across the face cause I named my doodle jump character NIGGER, and he's black! So he got so fucking offended and smacked me with his boney ass hands! Like, BITCH, THAT SHIT REALLY FUCKING HURTS!!!
Last year this ugly ass bitch Cora ( AKA, CORAL )
Fucking pissed me off! I mean she fucking thinks she's the shit cause she's smart! Like no! Bitch, I know you failed your math quiz! And she's so fuckin ugly!!! Ewwwww!! Ugh!!!!!!
So what I did was I exposed her crater ass ALL OVER the web! And then this bitch fucking reports me for saying the truth! Ugh ugly ass, fugly, pussy, nasty hoe!
UGH! People suck!!!!!
Gosh! Being a bitch is so hard guys!! I mean it really is! Omg I can't even right now!!!
Ok anyways.....
GROUP FIGHTS!
Oh my god those are the worst! And I'm usually 90% of the problem, but I don't give a fuck! You see! I'm friends with people who hate each other! And honestly, it's so FUCKING annoying! Like okey, who gives a rats ass, and then EVERYBODY gets mad at each other! And then I get blamed, like, BITCH NO!
To be honest I hate fighting with people but it's something that is totally natural! And I'm one of those people where when I fight I don't fight fair, I always win, just a little FYI!! And when you're a BITCH LIKE ME, oh my god you gonna get into MANY FIGHTS!!!!!!
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Life As A Teenage Bitch
HumorNot only will you read about me, and my friends, you'll read all the crazy things I go through, and what it's like being a TEENAGE BITCH in high school!
