Ok, so let's be honest with ourselves everybody, we all pretend to be sweet, and pretend to be nice to certain people, I mean come on let's be real!
Let me give you people an example.
When your friends parents make horrible ASS food!
I mean, you can't be rude about it, you have to be nice and say it tastes good, you can't be a rude ass hoe!
But here's the thing about me!
I'm HONEST!
If I don't like something I'm going to say so, I'm not a liar, or someone who sucks someone's nasty ass, just to be nice! That's so lame! And this is where the real BITCH PART OF ME COMES OUT! I say shit like it is... So if you make nasty ass food that tastes like sweaty balls, I'll tell you, no matter who's around! I'm serious!!! WOW! I SOUND SO FUCKING RUDE HAHA!
........... But it's true!
Last week my friend was pretending to be sweet to this NASTY SLUT at our school, and I'm all like....
" BITCH, WHY YOU SO FAKE! "
And she's all like....
" SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE SWEET TO PEOPLE SO THEY CAN SHUT UP! "
OH MY GOD!!
Seriously, BITCH, you gonna be that fake?? Ugh! Fake asses are the worst! Like why you wanna be fake to some bitch!
STOP BEING SUCH A BITCH ASS BITCH!
It's not even the lying that bothers me, it's the fact that if you're fake to other people, you're probably fake ass to me too!!
( FYI, I'm good at telling if you're a liar! )
But I'm no sugar cookie myself! Like I said, and what the Title of the book says, I'm a TEENAGE BITCH, so I can be fake too!!!!!!! Literally! Damm! I can be a hypocrite sometimes!! Hahah!!
Like Two weeks ago my friend made me oatmeal raisin cookies! And oatmeal raisin cookies taste like BOOTY ASS! So when she gave me the cookies I was all like...
" THANKS BABY! "
And then I threw them ALL OUT! I even tasted one of them, and they tasted like shit! But hey! At least I tried one right!?!?!?!
So let me just tell you something!!!
Don't be fake! Seriously! And don't fucking pretend to be nice to people, just cause you think you have to! If you hate someone, just tell them like it is!!!
UGH I JUST HAVE TO COME CLEAN ABOUT SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know it sounds weird, but....
Being a bitch is kind of fun! I mean I'm like the GAY/ MALE version of Regina George! I'm popular, rich, and did I mention I'm a bitch!?! I know you people probably hate me already, but don't worry baby's! It only gets better!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Life As A Teenage Bitch
HumorNot only will you read about me, and my friends, you'll read all the crazy things I go through, and what it's like being a TEENAGE BITCH in high school!
