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8 - [ SUGAR DADDY KITA ]

Y/n
Um
Help
I need help with somethingD:

Kita<3 is online
Atsumu:D is online
Suna:p is online
Osamu:) is online
Aran:o is online

Kita<3
What is it you need help with?

Atsumu:D
LMFAO
THE WAY WE ALL CAME ONLINE

Aran:o
I mean....
Our queen needs help😮‼️
All we are is ants in this colony and
we just provide with whatever the queen
wants

Suna:p
Never call me an ant again

Aran:o
Stfu
U don't tell me what to do

Suna:p
Ok

Osamu:)
We're going off track rn
What happened y/n?

Y/n
Mm
Well
Idk what to buy
I'm stuck between two things
Like I want to but this because I need it
But
I also want to buy this other thing because
it's so cute

Kita<3
What are these 2 things?

Y/n
Ok well
The first one is an among us pop
it
And the second is those octopus plushies
where u can flip it

Aran:o
AN AMONG US POP IT????
WTF
WHY DO U NEED THAT

Y/n
Don't ever question me again, Aran

Aran:o
When she's dominant 😍
Yes mommy😍

Atsumu:D
OMG CAN WE TRADE POP ITS???
I HAVE A LOT

Osamu:)
It's true
Everyday there's a new Amazon package
with a new pop it
I'm tired

Suna:p
Ppl who use pop it's are losers

Aran:o
Boy
U do know u just called y/n a loser
Right❓💀

Suna:p
Ppl who use pop it's are losers (except
y/n)*

Aran:o
Damn nice save😱😱😱

Suna:p
Thx I try

Kita<3
You certainly don't try enough in
volleyball
I am tired of you being tired
You shouldn't even BE tired
I'm the captian, AKA the one who has to
do deal with all of you

Y/n
Damn
Ok😦

Aran:o
Papi Kita is never tired of me tho💟

Kita<3
You especially
30 laps tomorrow
Also y/n
Dont worry
I just ordered the pop it and octopus
for you
[two attachments]

Y/n
IM
THANK U SO MUCH KITA
I PROMISE ILL REPAY YOU

Kita<3
It's okay you don't have to:)

Atsumu:D
Sugar daddy Kita

Y/n
TY AGAIN KITA
PLS MARRY ME

Suna:p
?!.??!$.!!/!/!

Aran:o
Damn
Captian rlly beat us to it💔💔

Osamu:)
Oh
:(

Kita<3
Of course :)

Atsumu:D
Hey y/n😂😂
You're joking this time right
Lol funny 😂😂😂
When she's quirky and shit😂😂😂

Aran:o
She do be a jokester😂😂

Suna:p
You're kidding though right y/n

Y/n
Oops!
Sorry
Looks like my grandma is calling me
again
Gtg bye<3

Atsumu:D
WAIT
YOU CANT RUN FROM THIS, THIS
TIME

Y/n
Wdym
Ofc I can:)

Y/n is offline

Kita<3
You guys are not invited to our
wedding by the way

Aran:o
Stfu bitch

Suna:p
Bold as hell

Osamu:)
Rip that pussy AYY😦‼️

Kita<3
Say that shit again pussy

Osamu:)
Bro just say you don't mean it😭

Suna:p
Gonna get his ass whooped fr

Aran:o
IM NOT A PUSSY
I SAID TO
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH

Kita<3
Aight
You'll see what's gonna happen to you tomorrow

Kita<3 is offline

Osamu:)
Brave soldier💪

Suna:p
Never forgotten
And will most likely be never missed

Atsumu:D
ARE WE GONNA JUST OGNORE TGAT
Y/N AND KITA ARE GONNA GET
MARRIED????

-The next day Aran did in fact get his ass whooped, and also had to do 40 laps.

-Aran is currently lying on the floor questioning of life is even worth it at this point.

-Kita and Y/n did NOT get married and were instead being extra close to each other and even went out together to get cake.

-The rest of the boys were in fact jealous and stalked them with horrible disguises. They immediately got caught and Kita whooped their ass#kitaasswhooping2021