"everyone uses me all the time!" gloats dart monkey. "almost every strat involves me so therefore i'm the most powerful!"
the player goes into sandbox mode. "you wanna bet?"
"sure!" says the dart monkey. "send me up against any bloon, i'll kill it, no problem!"
the player then sends a test bloon.
"hey! that doesn't count!"
"you said any bloon" said the player.
"that doesn't mean a bloon that no one can-"
obyn greenfoot then summons his wall of trees and the test bloon gets killed in one go.
"so who's overpowered now?" asks the player.
"...still me."
the dart monkey then fails to pop a yellow bloon.
moral of the story: don't gloat about your popularity when your skills are just awful.
...don't ask how i manage to think of these hilarious chapters, i just get dumb ideas and then throw 'em on a page. anyways i hope you enjoyed this story.
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Humorjust a fun little idea that popped into my head so i figured i'd put it into a book. enjoy! disclaimer: as mentioned in the title, this is not all my work. i did *ahem* borrow some of it from the world's best tower defence game, btd6. (the towers an...
