thats pepper pork yall ^^^^
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GORILA'S P.O.V
I honestly was wasted at this point even my own brain started roasting me
"bitchass i swear to fucking god this is a curse. i dont wanna live in your filthy head anymore."my brain said in my heaf"brain bu-but dorie has a boyfriend" i replied in my head
"well you bitch had no problem with-"
"BRAIN"
"hooking up with girls in Ass Cheeks-
"BRAIN ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME"
"and all of a- oh wait thats not, not on the script? okay hahe"
i kept ignoring my brain because my brain was a rambler but all of a sudden everything stopped a beautiful pink girl sat beside me.
she was wearing a tight hot red dress and had short greasy red hair a big ass nose and cute small black eyes she also had many peircings. She was...different
"Hey (oink)" she said
"Uh hi? Do I- happend to know you?" I asked her.
"(oink) hahaha nooo (oink)"
"I saw you sad, thought id give you some company (oink oink)" she said with shrexy smirk.
"so uh lets start with the introduction i guess hahaha"
"Im Pepper...Pepper Pork, and you must be?" She asked wiyh a cute smile.
pepper pork huh...cute...she didnt even stutter damn.
"Boots Tail Red"
i cannot believe what i was doing. I gave her my real name...even dorie doesnt know it
"bitch- did yoy just tell this girl your real fucking name???????? why are you like this" my brain started again
but i ignored it.
she couldnt possibly know that I'm a Mafia King and Gorila is the fake name i use right hahahaa
we talked for a while. She was honestly really sweet maybe i can finally make dorie jealous. HONESTLY FUCK THAT BLIND ASS BITCH IM DONE, IMMA GRAB HER BOYFRIEND INSTEAD.
i was having a lot fun but then a bkg orange coloured man with loads of big pores in his face came to us. He was and hr sounded like a trumpet.
"Hey babe we gotta go now" that man came beside her, He was orange very orange.
She looked annoyed
"Yeah uhh sure i guess (oink)" and she left like thatnot even a bye...
she was beautiful but had an ugly soulmate. She really enjoyed my company but i guess shes one of those types who just want filthy cash
i sighed
i stayed on the bar because i was too lazy to zone out of my thought when i noticed someone sitting beside me. IT WAS HER. PEPPER PORK
I was confused but then she told me
"hey um i juat oink oink broke up with my sugar daddy, i had have enough of him oink."
i was so happy i couldnt control myself so i kissed her and she kissed me back and
Then we kissed like Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello
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AYEEEEEE SHREXIES HOW WE DOINGGGGG
also this is the surprise chapter. New characters wheeeeee. Also isnt pepper pork just so hot like 😜. ALSO NO HATE TO SHAWNIE AND CAM CAM its just a joke, i love them both <333333OWOWOWOWOWUWUWUWUUW PWEEEASE VOTE 🥺🥺🥺 CLICK ON THAT CUTE LITTLE STAR 😊💟💟💟💟💟 TYSM SHREXIES UWUW 🥺
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