September 8th 4:26PM
Direct Message: Unknown Number
JADE: Oi Oi! New phone! I bless thee with a picture of the cat
JADE: [Cat Picture]
JADE: I hope you like it Luke
???: Not Luke but thanks
JADE: Umm. Okay. Gimme a sec
???: Your cat is very cute. Solid 7/10
JADE: Thanks. Her name is Kitler because she has Hitler's moustache
JADE: Oops I mistyped an 8 instead of a 7 in the phone number
???: So who am I texting?
JADE: An idiot child called Jade. Who be's you?
???: A guy called James. Also be's?
JADE: Again, Idiot Child
JAMES: Okay. Hello Jade
JAMES: Wait... you're texting an adult.... that's gonna seem weird on my side
JADE: I texted you first
JAMES: Yeah but I'm still messaging
JADE: Fair enough
JADE: You any good at music? I cant wait to drop the subject at the end of the year
JAMES: I do. Why?
JADE: [Picture of homework]
JADE: I despise the theory stuff. I can read music. Just can't do this
JAMES: It's kind of simple
JADE: BUT HOOWWWW
JAMES: You realise that this homework says optional?
JADE: Yeah but I'm enough of a failure that I still need to do it
JAMES: I doubt you're a failure
JADE: Nahh
JADE: Been told I am more than once. Old news to me
JAMES: That's harsh. Who said it??
JADE: People
JAMES: That isn't an answer
JADE: That's all you're getting
JAMES: Do you want help with your homework or not?
JADE: I could use google or my network of friends
JAMES: Whatever
JADE: wAIT
JADE: I just realised
JADE: YOU COULD ACTUALLY BE A PEDO
JADE: AND I WOULD BE THE STUPID ONE
JAMES: Well I'm not
JADE: Yeah but everyone would say that, EVEN THE PAEDOPHILES
JAMES: How can I prove this?
JADE: No clue. Have fun trying :)
JAMES: Unfair
JAMES: All ya need to know is that I am no paedophile
JADE: Funny thing is I said I was a child and you went with it
JAMES: You then sent me music homework you couldn't do
JAMES: I'd say that's proof enough
JADE: Fair enough
JAMES: So you're 13/14 then?
JADE: Hold the fuck up
JADE: How did you get that?
JADE: HOWW
JAMES: Well, the picture you sent said year 9 on it so I guessed you were in year 9 which makes you 13/14 depending on birthdays.
JADE: Damn you did smart things
JADE: How do I do smart?
JAMES: You've just gotta be awesome
JADE: Oh so you don't know either?
JAMES: ....
JADE: Heheh
JADE: 13 btw
JAMES: Well considering it's September, I guessed that.
JADE: You're being too smart
JADE: Stop being smart
JAMES: But I don't want to be like you...
JADE: Well considering you are an adult male you aren't like me very much
JADE: The only other James I know is a complete arse. Are all James' arses?
JAMES: I can tell you they are not
JADE: Proof?
JAMES: Me
JADE: Again, proof?
JAMES: That hurt
JADE: Don't tell me you wouldn't have done that
JAMES: Yeah I woulda
JADE: Oh you poor thing. You have the same name as James Corden
JADE: And James Charles.
JADE: But you do have James Marriott
JADE: And James May
JADE: And James McVey
JAMES: How many James do you know?
JAMES: AND YOU FORGOT JAMES EARL JONES YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
JADE: Oh no
JADE: Oh no oh no oh no
JADE: I gotta go
JADE: And apologies for forgetting James Earl Jones...
JAMES: Um... okay
JAMES: Bye then
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Wrong Number~ The Vamps (Short story)
FanfictionOne mistype gave Jade the number to a man who she would come to befriend. Over the course of a week, the man realises something isn't right, but how can he help her through text? Started: 25/09/20 Finished: 27/09/20 Short chapters intended. Wrote th...
