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September 8th 8:24AM

Groupchat: Brad, Connor, Jade, James, Tristan

JADE: At 4:26PM this day last year, I first messaged Mr James McVey and a fuckton of shit went down

JAMES: Do you ever stop swearing?

TRISTAN: You've known her a year, you should know she doesn't stop

CONNOR: Holy shit it's been a year?

JADE: Tell me about it Connor

JADE: This year had been great. Maybe 13 isn't so unlucky

BRAD: But you're 14 now

JADE: But I was 13 when all that shit went down

JAMES: I'd like to think this past year has been great

JADE: Of course it was

TRISTAN: You're just as adorable as you were back then

CONNOR: Can't disagree with that

BRAD: More importantly, it's nearly a year since we've legally become your uncles so now you have to make the all important decision of who the favourite uncle is

JADE: Not this again...

CONNOR: Jade it's a valid question

JAMES: Best part is I know the answer

TRISTAN: AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US THE ANSWER!

JAMES: >:)

JADE: Wait

JADE: Oh yeah I did tell you

BRAD: It's gotta be me

CONNOR: You idiot, it's obviously me

TRISTAN: Excuse me

JAMES: It's actually quite obvious

JADE: It isn't actually since you don't know what happens when you make them babysit me

JAMES: What?

TRISTAN: Jade don't say it

CONNOR: JADE NO

BRAD: Now we're all dead

JAMES: But I only ever ask one of you to look after her

JAMES: Do you all do something weird individually or just get together as a group?

JADE: That's for us to know

JADE: Don't worry about it

JAMES: Too late. I'm worried about it

JAMES: Also you're supposed to be in school.

JADE: I am. Bell hasn't gone yet. I'm allowed on my phone

TRISTAN: Do you have music today?

JADE: Yes and hopefully I'll pass it

BRAD: I'm so glad we convinced you to take it at GCSE

JADE: I'll be sending you the homework :)

CONNOR: No we already did school. I'm never doing homework again

JADE: ....

JADE: Tristan???

TRISTAN: I wouldn't put myself through that voluntarily. Sorry Jade

JAMES: Just do your own homework. If not, google

JADE: Well I have to go. Bye Adult Males

BRAD: Have a good day at school, Jade

TRISTAN: Bye Jade

CONNOR: Don't get in a fight

JAMES: See you later Female Child

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