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September 16th 12:03PM

Direct Message: James

JADE: I'm hungry. Take my mind off it

JAMES: You messaged me at the worst time to do that

JADE: Are you eating??

JAMES: Yes. I'm having breakfast. Woke up a bit late

JADE: What you having? Describe it so maybe I can taste it too?

JAMES: Why can't you just go get food?

JADE: I'm at school, forgot my lunch and have no money to buy something

JAMES: Friends?

JADE: Kind of have none...

JAMES: Teachers?

JADE: No. They're scary.

JADE: Now tell me what you're eating my friend. It's the closest I've got to actually eating lunch

JAMES: I have toast

JADE: Oooh. With Jam?

JAMES: I came to the horrific discovery that I have no jam. I'm so sorry

JADE: Get jam

JADE: And put it on your damn toast

JADE: Now

JAMES: What is your obsession with jam?

JADE: Strawberry jam is the best

JADE: But ya wanna know what's better than strawberry jam?

JAMES: What?

JADE: HOMEMADE STRAWBERRY JAM

JAMES: Okay then

JAMES: Where you from?

JADE: Why?

JAMES: Just wondering

JADE: Reading

JAMES: Oh my god

JAMES: I'm going to be there next week

JADE: Oooh why?

JAMES: Work stuff

JADE: What do you do for work?

JAMES: Nothing interesting

JADE: The only people who can say that are those with office jobs

JADE: Considering you're somehow always available, I doubt you have an office job

JAMES: Not an office job but just as uninteresting.

JADE: I have a feeling that you Sir, are lying to me

JAMES: Why do you want to know what I do for work?

JADE: Am I not allowed to be interested in my new friend?

JAMES: I'm your friend?

JADE: Am I not your friend?

JAMES: No it's not that, I just thought I wouldn't be

JAMES: Hello friend

JADE: Hii :)

JAMES: Guessing your ankle got better since you're at school??

JADE: Sorta

JAMES: Explain

JADE: Maybe it isn't all better

JADE: But okay enough for me to use

JADE: But I do get out of PE

JAMES: You should be resting it

JADE: Well... shh

JADE: You said yourself, you ain't no doctor

JAMES: So why do you come to me for doctor things?

JADE: Because I panic

JADE: And I have few other people

JAMES: Oh. But your guardians?

JADE: They work a lot

JAMES: That can't be good for you

JADE: I got used to it. Been living with them since I was 8. But they were around more back then

JAMES: Who even are they?

JADE: Cousins

JAMES: What about your brother? You said you had a brother?

JADE: I don't want to talk about him

JAMES: Why?

JADE: None of your business

JAMES: Um. Okay

JAMES: By the way, my friends wondered how you were. What do you want me to tell them?

JADE: Tell them I'm spiffing

JADE: And you have to specifically use the word 'spiffing'

JAMES: Why spiffing?

JADE: You can't tell me that the word spiffing isn't the best word you've ever heard. Spiffing and miffed are my favourite words

JAMES: You're weird.

JADE: Trust me. I know

JADE: Damn I have to go to lessons now.

JADE: Even worse, it's music

JADE: Kill me please.

JAMES: No. I won't kill you

JAMES: Bye

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