"@oldgeezerplant you are lookin fine today!" Said Robert with pride.
"O-ohh thank you Robby.." Replied oldgeezerplant.
Robert was going through his new girlfriend's wardrobe and found something questionable. A pair of sparkly pants. Robert quickly snuck them into his pocket without her noticing. The two had been celebrating their one week anniversary. They went out to dinner and ate fried cicadas.
When Robert arrived home, he took out the pants for further inspection. Upon observing them, he realized that they were a pair of Jimmy's pants.
"Oh! What a rat!! I swear I'm gonna.... ugh nevermind." Robert yelled in frustration.
Robert gave Jimmy a call and invited him over. The two talked for a while and Robert told him about his new girlfriend. Jimmy told Robert that he and oldgeezerplant were good friends. Robert asked him if they were more than "good friends." Jimmy denied any accusations of being with her. Robert knew something was brewing between them and sighed and told Jimmy to leave and he needed some time alone.
Jimmy left and Robert sat on the edge of his bed and cried. Eventually, he finally decided to ring Glenn. He invited Glenn over and Glenn came within a half hour. Robert cried into Glenn's big meaty muscular arms and told him everything. Glenn decided to offer Robert a dance to make him feel better. Robert accepted and the two danced all night. Cicada Danzig, of course, is the music of choice!
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