Robert Plant: a life in black tights

Chapter 7: Robert Falls for Freida

"Hey Freida! Thank you so so much for coming to my party last night!!" Robert exclaimed.

"Oh, you're welcome Robert. Thank you for inviting me!" Frieda responded.

"Would you like to go to a nice afternoon brunch with my step-brother Charles Wallace and I?

"I'd love to, Robert!"

"Great! Meet me at the Kylark diner at 12p.m."

When Charles Wallace arrived, Robert was disinfecting his ottoman of Bruce's slimy foot juice for the sixth time.  The two conversed for a bit before heading to the diner. They waited for Freida, and when she arrived, the three headed inside. 

After diner, the three went back to Robert's place. Charles Wallace said his goodbyes early and Freida decided to stay the night.

"Oh Freida! Bruce is so lucky to have a woman like you!" Said Robert.

"He sure is! Haha." Freida responded.

The next morning, Freida said she'd be getting back to Bruce now. Robert hugged her goodbye and decided to invite his girlfriend, oldgeezerplant, over.

"Hey babe, this relationship really just isn't working. I think it's time we part ways..." Said Robert.

"I was thinking the same thing, Robert! And uh.. I've been with Jimmy almost the entirety of our togetherness!! Haha.." 

"I saw his sparkly pants in your wardrobe, but I didn't know it was going on for this long! If I'm being honest, I'm quite grateful you did that.. I never really felt any true feelings for you and I also knew something was brewing between you too."

Oldgeezerplant went home and Robert sat on his bed and sulked. He kept thinking about how Bruce had everything he ever dreamed of. He had a beautiful, loving wife, toned abs, a green spandex skirt, a good body, a poober and a dazzling home in Colts Neck.

"Dang that Bruce! Always getting in the way! Always has to one up me! Ugh, I can't believe him."

"I'm sick of this!" Robert said as he dialed Freida on the landline. 

She came over right away and the two conversed before going up to Robert's bedroom. They kissed and danced all night. They really had a sea of love. They dressed up as tiny shrimp people and danced once more. Robert felt satisfied with himself. 𝘉𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵