I'm back for the day just to invest the little tiniest bit of motivation I had. Enjoy.
*In Breezy Valley*
Silklold: Can you let me have some alone time please?
Karen: *gasps* You don't like me?
Silklold: Karen,kindly shut the hell up. I don't want to hear your voice another time. *Frustrated sobs*
Karen: OH MY GOSH YOU SAID THE NAME OF THE BADLANDS IN THIS HOLY CELESTIAL PLACE? I WILL TELL EVERYONE THAT-
(You guys know the Secret Santa meme? I'm the santa. Karen's the little girl. Video on top. Wattpad,do not ban me for violence)
Silklold: *Gasps* No witnesses *Opens a portal and Karen fall's into it*
Silklold: *Telepathic to Rocky* She's coming.
Rocky: How were the last three days with her? *Also telepathically*
Silklold: Absolute disaster,Rocks. I wish you were here.
Rocky: To deal with her? Hell no. She's coming to ruin our lives for weeks,and you talk about three more days? Thanks but no thanks.
Silklold: Fine. Anyway,I removed bit of memories that she saw you,but she's gonna think she saw you but never remember.
Rocky: I hate you for adding her.
Silklold: I hate myself for adding her *hangs up frustrated*
Silklold: I guess I could relax now with some peanut butter. I do need a vacation after three days with that nasty dumb woman. *Sighs and opens peanut butter*
Silklold: SHE MIXED MY PEANUT BUTTER WITH NUTELLA?! THAT LITTLE-
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*Back to Paw Patrol*
Everest: YEEEHOO YEEHOO YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Ryder: What's so exciting?
Everest: THE SNOWSTORM IS OVER!!! WE CAN GO SNOWBOARDING!
Skye: *gasps* I WANNA FIGURE SKATE!!!
Ryder: Speaking of snowboarding,a person has dared us to-
Chase: C'mon Ryder that was so boring and unprofessional can't we do something before a dare?
Amanda: How dare you Chase!
Everest: Shut up Amanda no one likes you
Amanda: And how could you tell that?!
Rocky: So I've opened up a chart of who audience likes the best to least. Let's go.
Everest: 93% out of 100 for Eve
Rocky: 86% out of 100 for Rocky
Ryder: 79% out of 100 for Ryder
Skye: 72% out of 100 for Skye
Zuma: 70% out of 100 for Zuma
Chase: 72% out of 100 for Chase
Sweetie: 80% out of 100 for Sweetie
Marshall: 83% out of 100 for Marsh
Rubble: 77% out of 100 for Rubble
Tracker: 69% out of 100 for Tracker
Sylvia: 69% out of 100 for Sylvia
Katie: 76% out of 100 for Katie
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Paw Patrol Truth or Dare
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