Sorry, Wrong Number Kid

Ms. Spider

Mr. Iron

Hi Arachnid

How are you?

Arachnid

Who in the frigging frick fracking world are you? 

Mr. Iron

How'd you know I wasn't 'Mr. Iron'?

Arachnid

You don't talk like him, duh

Mr. Iron

Okay?

I'm Mr. Iron's... friend

Arachnid 

Any friend of Mr. Iron is a friend of mine!

Who's your favorite avenger/hero? 

(I need to know so that I can have something to call you)

Mr. Iron

Black Widow and Scarlet Witch are cool

Arachnid

Let's create a chat Ms. Spider

I'm guessing that Mr. Iron doesn't know you're using his phone

Mr. Iron

You're a smart little kid, aren't you?

(He's looking for his phone as we speak)

Arachnid 

Lol

Anyway, about the chat...

Mr. Iron

My phone number is ### #### ###

                                    Arachnid has started a chat with '???'

                                    Peter has named ??? 'Ms. Spider'

          Ms. Spider

So, I read that you were interning for a Stark internship?

Arachnid

Yeah! I stayed up all night finishing it!

Ms. Spider

You should really sleep you know

Your kind of like mr. iron

Arachnid

I wasn't tired anyways.

So do you want to see? 

Ms. Spider

Of course!

I'm sure you did a wonderful job

If they don't pick you...

I might just unalive them...

Arachnid

Ms. Spider, no!

Unaliving is bad!

We'll have to talk about your urge to unalive people later though

*File attached*

Ms. Spider

This is brilliant!

I'm sure you'll get the job

Arachnid

Thank you! :D

Sorry Ms. Spider, I have to go

Lunch is almost over 

Ms. Spider

Okay little spider

Have a good day

Arachnid

You too Ms. Spider