"Next Time, I Will Strike Twice." Ei!Reader x JJK (discontinue)

Cʜᴇsᴛɴᴜᴛ Wɪᴇʟᴅɪɴɢ ᴀ Hᴀᴍᴍᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ Nᴀɪʟs

After my awkward run-in with the 3, I was f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶d̶ asked to follow them. Eventually, Gojo saved the four of us from the infinite amount of awkwardness by popping out of no where before telling me to follow him. That was how I ended up here.

"So you have your own apartment?"

"If I must repeat myself, yes."

"So cold," He dramatically puts a hand above his heart, sulking and pretending to be heartbroken.

"Anyways, Itadori is going to enroll in Jujutsu Tech."

"Tch, and why are you telling me this?"

He grins, 'Uh oh, I have a bad feeling about this.'

"Well, you're not rude enough to leave a poor friend that became a vessel without his own will to suffer harshly in a completely new school with demon-like things around all alone.. are you?" Empathizing multiple words,

An irk mark appeared on my head,

"He's completely new and can't even control cursed energy yet, poor guy~" Gojo continues, bugging me further,

"And-"

*WHOOSH*

In a split second, my hand strikes forward, attempting to undercut him, but ended up hitting the air.

I took a huge deep breath in, before sighing,

"I am not going to join Jujutsu High. However, I shall participate in all activities along with Yuji as if I'm a student only for the specific time needed. In exchange, everyone must promise to leave me alone and push me no further. If any choices are changed, it will be and can only be on my accord. And, Yuji can not be harmed in a way that will change his life, as well as fatally be wounded in any way possible. Mentally, emotionally, physically and socially. If any of the rules listed are broken or changed without consent, I'll kill every Jujutsu student, sorcerer and teacher there is. Is all that clear?"

Gojo stares at me with a blank face, I do the same, expect much colder. None of us move, talk, or even break during that time. That is until Gojo smiled like an idiot and replied in a laid-back voice,

"Waaah, so many things to remember. Alright, I'll tell everyone in Jujutsu Tech. But if any rules on your side a broken-" He paused, and leaned uncomfortably close to my face, our noses basically touching.

"You shall be forced to join Jujutsu Tech with no complaints. Is that clear~?"

I roll my eyes, what he negotiated from he said was completely fair and reasonable. Something tells me that there's more  to it but I ignored the nagging feeling.

I nod and reply with a simple "Yes."

~~~Next day~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I walked with Gojo, Yuji and Fushiguro. We were on our way to met the other first year, however on the way Yuji kept getting unreasonably excited with new stuff that's hardly seen on the countryside.

In the end, he was wearing these over-the-top star glasses while holding popcorn.

We eventually saw a girl with chestnut coloured hair and a VERY 'hmpy'y type of attitude.

"I'm Itadori Yuji. I'm from Sendai."

"Fushiguro Megumi."

'I can already tell she doesn't approve of them. Guess I'll try make it somewhat better by looking nicer, I'll be easier to take advantage of her then...'

"I'm L/N Y/N, it's a pleasure to meet you Kugisaki Nobara-san." Introducing myself as I bow politely, Gojo stared at me the entire time, definitely thinking about what I'm planning.

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I lift my head up and stare innocently in her eyes. "Oh, I'm not exactly part of Jujutsu High, I'll only be here at certain times. But I still hope to be somewhat good partners." A soft, almost impossible to notice smile on my face.

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"You're... kawaii."

I blink, once, twice, thrice.

"She pounces on me and hugs me on the side,

"LET'S GO SHOPPING FOR KAWAII JUMP SUITS SOMETIME! YOU'RE STYLE IF ADORABLE!♡'･ᴗ･'♡"

I was quite surprised, but kept my calm demeanor,

"Eto, thank you.. and sure, we can go shopping sometime."

She beamed when hearing my answer,

"N/NNN! THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU HARDLY EVER HUG MEEEE!" Yuji screamed dramatically while also pouncing and latching onto me like a koala.

Fushiguro watched, wondering how I was supporting the weights of 2 people who're much taller than me.

"Hai, hai! We shouldn't daddle now! We are going on a tour of Tokyo!"

"Tokyo! Tokyo! Tokyo! We love Tokyo!"

"Huh?"

"DTL! I want to go to DTL!"

The two start surrounding and hugging Gojo, my eyes soften ever-so slightly at the sight..

'They look so... happy. Should I actually kill them..?'

I was debating silently, but I didn't realize that a white-haired male noticed my slightly saddened state.

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