"Next Time, I Will Strike Twice." Ei!Reader x JJK (discontinue)

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"Try not to get hurt."

"Yes ma'm!" Yuji salutes with a big smile on his face, I looked calm on the outside, looked like I didn't even care, but I was having a mental crisis.

The trio was assigned to investigate a 2 story school dorm that apparently had a special-grade curse there, "If you die, I'll bring you back to life to kill you myself and then I'll also kill myself, you got that?"

He nodded hastily. I saw him off and waved bye, "Okayyyy~! That's enough, time to bring you to the second years~!

I sigh, I hate my life.

While the two of us were walking, like before, Gojo kept pestering me. He was asking stupid questions like always until his tone was suddenly serious,

"By the way.." He purposely stopped to make it seem dramatic, I rolled my eyes, "Just say it."

"Give me your phone number."

I was surprised, I expected something more.. important?

"Why." My response sounded more like a statement than a question, despite this, he answered,

"To contact you if something happened to the three, or in your case, if something happened to Itadori." He was surprisingly straightforward, which was unlike him. "Is something going to happen? You sound serious, and you're literally a child in a grown mans body."

He sulked and pouted, "So mean.... it's just a feeling."

I raised my eye brow, "Give me your phone number instead."

"It won't change anything though! I'll still find out what your phone number is-"

"Hurry up."

Sighing, he gave in and gave me his phone number, I was in the middle of adding him when he disappeared in front of me. My eyes narrowed, he was much more closer this time... "He most likely either warped or glitched.." I mumbled quietly to myself,

"Salmon." I tuned around after hearing the similar voice, "Oh, Inumaki-san, good morning."

He nodded as a response, "Cmon! We don't have time for slacking, I needa train."

"We're coming Zenin-san." An irk mark appeared on her head,

"I told you not to call me by my last name!"

"But it's formal and you're older than me."

"If I'm older than you, listen to me! Do not call me by my last name!"

"But- mmphh!" Inumaki suddenly put a hand over my mouth while Panda-san hastily ushered Zenin-san towards the field as an attempt to break us out of our small fight.

We all started walking, but Inumaki-san wouldn't take his hand off my mouth. He probably thought that I was going to start fighting again... I mean he isn't entirely wrong with that assumption but still..

I lightly attempted to push his hand off my mouth, but his hand didn't budge. I roll my eyes but I sudden idea popped in my mind.

An evil glint appeared in my eyes, he saw this and got slightly nervous. I smirk, swiftly sticking my tough out and licking his palm. The sudden wet and moist feeling made Inumaki-san draw his hand back within a second. He looked between me and his hand before suddenly yelling, "Okaka!" A light blush on his face while he was pointing accusingly at me. I just chuckle to myself and look away like nothing happened.

The two in front of us looked over at us, only to see a flustered Inumaki-san pointing at me while I was just shrugging playfully and looking the other way. Zenin-san just rolled her eyes again while Panda-san calming shrugged it off and looked forward to see where he was going.

A while after my successful attempt at making Inumaki blush we ended doing small sparring sessions.

(Cringe fight scene ahead-)

I tilted my head to the left, narrowly avoiding the wooden stick Zenin aimed at me. The attempt at hitting me left the smallest opening to her left side, aiming there, I switched legs and managed to kick her waist. She spat a small amount of spit out after stumbling back. She recovered quickly and swung her stick at my leg, I dodged, only to realize it was a decoy.

Her leg swiftly made contact with mine and made me lose my balance while the stick was coming straight for my head. 'I won't be able to avoid this.. but I can dodge it so it only hits my arm.. it'll cause more injury to my arm but my leg and head which are much more important will be fine.' One hand made contact with the ground and in one swift movement, I managed to twist my body just enough to avoid the hid. It it my upper arm, but made a small... worrying sound...

*Crack*

Zenin pauses instantly while Panda and Inumaki tense up. For a second I fell limp to the ground, but rapidly stood up again, my arm hurt a lot. But thanks to my high pain tolerance I just tensed up slightly, my face not showing much emotion.

"That's odd.. at the speed the stick was going it should only leave a bruise.. not crack it.." I murmured while lightly grazing my arm.

"A-Are you okay L/N?" I look over at Panda and nodded not-so-surely.

"Okaka, mustard leaf!"

"No no! I'm really fiiii- ... ne..." I grimaced, "H-Hey, sorry about that.. Umm, I was getting to serious, it's been a really long time since I had a good spar.. umm." Zenin-san looked around awkwardly while rubbing her neck slightly flustered.

The trio shooed me to the clinic, on the way Inumaki-san and Panda-san got called to a mission. So it was just Zenin and me. When we entered, no one was there.

"Huh.. that weird, Shoko is normally here.." Zenin looked around before sighing. She faced me and pointed towards the bed, not knowing what else to do, I followed her orders.

She fumbled through a few cabinets before coming towards me with a few supplies in hand, "Take your hoodie off."

I did as told but when she was about to start treating me I piped up, "I can do it myself.."

She looked at me with a raised brow,

"It'll be hard doing it with one hand. Besides, it's my fault you got injured..." She mumbled, affectedly shutting me up.

She rubbed some ointment on the bruise and waited a while before carefully wrapping bandages around it. She was concentrated on treating me and I didn't want to disturb her. So it was silent, surprisingly, it wasn't awkward, the silence was comfortable.

Once she finished she stood up and wiped her forehead with her sleeve. "Take it easy until Shoko gets back, she'll be able to treat it properly after doing a x-ray. We still don't know if it's broken or not. Okay?" I nod and watched as Maki walked away before coming back with some pills and a glass of water. "It's pain killers, even if you have high pain tolerance it still must be painful." She hands it to me and I can't help but smile lightly, 'I kind of like it here...'

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