Thanks for StarLife666 for being first on my last chapter! I love a good first person. <3 ( Shoutout to them! )
Inspired by a random book I found on the internet and now I can't find it.
10:00, Morning.
Monday, House.
It was early in the morning. Apparently, Ruv signed him and the others to compete in a beauty contest. Whitty was not happy at all.
"Agoti! Tabi! Wake up! We're going somewhere today!" Ruv said cheerfully, as he wore his usual plain jacket and his ushanka.
"Get your clothes on and we're going in the car!" The house shook as Ruv shouted.
Agoti walked downstairs with his little Ruv plush.
"Ah ah ah! Agoti, sweetie. Put that down, I don't think they'll allow plushies." Ruv gently took the plushie of him and put it down on one of the shelves.
"mkay.." Agoti had a disappointed look on his face as he waited near the front door for Tabi.
"Kay. I'm down." Tabi walked down the stairs.
Apparently, the person hosting the contest was someone named 'Senpai' or something. Ruv thought his children needed to go outside more.
Yes, he adopted Agoti and Tabi. He's about to adopt Whitty.
Whitty stood next to Ruv, wearing his usual red-orange sneakers, yellow-orange sweatpants, and his blue-green jacket.
Agoti held close onto Ruv as Tabi opened the door.
"Alright! Let's go!" Ruv chimed as he opened the door to his car and turned the engine on. Agoti was sort of nervous since he knew that there were going to be a lot of people there.
Tabi was trying to calm him on the way to the contest.
Agoti eventually fell asleep since it was a 1 hour drive to the contest. The contest started at 12:10.
After 30 minutes, they were almost there. It was 10:39.
Ruv was chatting with Whitty being a fucking jolly rancher. Whitty was slouching in his seat as he listened to the Russian man speak about how cats have 10 genitals while still having his usual happy tone.
"Aaand we're here!"
The contest was outside, which was a surprise to Tabi. A lot of men and girls were sitting and there was an entrance that said "Performers".
"Alright, let's go!" Ruv grabbed Whitty as Tabi woked up Agoti and got out of the car.
"It's crowded in here.." Ruv said to himself as Agoti was right behind him, clinging onto his wintery jacket.
"Oh! It's about to start in a few minutes. Let's just sit here." Ruv sat down on a chair as well as the other 3 weirdos.
"Welcome, my ladies and lads! We appreciate you for spending your time on the Beauty Pageant! You may form a line, and we'll be on the catwalk in no time!" Senpai had this cheery voice on.
"Well, c'mon, kids." Ruv grabbed Agoti's arm and started to line up behind a random man.
"Alright, my lads and ladies! Come on to the catwalk!" Senpai directed the line onto a walkspace.
Ruv hummed silently to calm down Agoti who was anxious about everything.
Tabi was just on his phone as Senpai was taking attendance. Whitty elbowed him and Tabi was kind of annoyed.
"A.G.O.T.I Lucifer?" Senpai calls out.
". . ." No response.
"Agoti Lucifer?" Senpai asks again.
Agoti blurts out a small "here.." as he shyly peaks out behind Ruv.
"Ah! Hello, little one! Are you afraid today?" Senpai looked behind Ruv as he poked Agoti's cheek. Agoti huffed a little.
"mhm.." Agoti hides behind his father.
"Aha! Don't worry, it's just for fun! There's nothing harmful here!" Senpai started calling out others names.
"Ru-Ruv-Ruv-eez-vaat Lucifer..?" Senpai called out, confused on how to pronounce it.
"It's Ruvyzvat, and I'm here. Just call me Ruv if it's too hard for you to pronounce it." His heavy Russian accent and his tall ass called out. It was almost like he was whispering a little.
Senpai shivered a little.
"Hello, sir.."
"Privet."
Senpai started calling out the last few names.
"Whitmore Lucifer?"
"It's Whitty, and here." Whitty was leaning on Tabi, since he was tired.
"Ah, alright, bomber boy!" Senpai checked off Whitty's name on the piece of paper as Whitty was trying not to burst into flames.
"And.. Tabi Lucifer?"
"Hi."
"Alright! Welcome, performers! We will be doing a 'Rate My Looks'! Audience, please vote on who you think is the most handsome out of all of these lads and ladies!" Senpai gave everyone a piece of paper saying all of the performers names.
There were only like 10 performers.
"Alright.. the most voted was.."
PART 1.
END.
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