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Hello kese ho

Barbie : sab thik hai tu aage badh

Me : 🙄🙄

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In MPT

Ks : pushpa ji vo jo 2 constable the unki jagah aaj 2 naye constable aa rahe hai

Ps : ha unko bhi aap apna bhokaal dikha ke bhaga dengi

Ks : pushpa ji aap kahe subha subha shuru ho gayi aaj hamara ladne ka mood nahi hai

Ps : aacha aap toh ese bol rahi hai jese ham apse roz ladte ho

Ps : hey shiv ji

*** : Bolo putri

Ps : shiv ji aap sach me

***** : Ha ab koi itni bhayank Tarike se bulayega toh aana padega na

Ps : ham samjhe nahi Prabhu

Ks : pushpa ji aap samjh bhi nahi sakti

Ps : aap toh chup hi rahiye or ye kya shiv ji samne khade hai or aap jaldi jiye or hamare bag me chuni hai use odh kar aaiye

Ps : maaf karna shiv ji ye thodi nadan hai

Ks : ho gaya baketi tumhara ab chalo bahar niklo

Ps : ye aap kese baat kar rahi hai shiv ji se

Ks : koi shiv ji nahi hai pushpa ji ye billa hai

Ps : kya !!!

Billu : ha sorry madam vo

Ks : aacha thik hai koi baat nahi

( Tabhi bahar se awaj aati hai )

Outside

( Ek ladke ne karishma madam ki bike thok di )

Ks : Amaa hamari bike kisne thoki kon hai vo jise apni jindgi ke sath sambhandh kharab ho gaye hai

P : sorry madam ham Jan Bhuj ke nahi kiye maaf kar dijiye

Ks : pehle apna shakal dikhao kon ho

P : vo madam ( apna muh dikhata hai )

Ks : cheetaaaaaa tum !!!!!!!

Ps : are ye toh wahi hai na jo apki shaadi me hamare sath naggin dance kar raha tha

Cc : are mata ji ...................mera matlab pushpa ji aap

Ps : ha kese ho

Cc : bilkul thik ek dum first class

Ks : thane ke andar chale ya yahi pe rehna hai

Cc : ji bilkul chalte hai na

In thana

Ks : toh tum ho new constable

Cc : ji karishma

Ks : madam karishma madam introduction do

Cc : aap toh mere bare me sab hi jante ho

Ks : apne senior ko introduction dena hota hai ya nahi

Cc : ji ji .......... Jai hind madam constable cheeta Chaturvedi reporting madam

( a girl come in police uniform )

Cc : santu ji aap

Ss : cheete

( Cheeta bhaiya bhag ke sahtu ko hug karne wale hote hai santu side ho gayi or ye cheeta ke break fail cheeta bhaiya thane se out )

Ss : cheete tu bahar kyu gaya or chot toh nahi lagi

Kon Hai Vo जहाँ कहानियाँ रहती हैं। अभी खोजें