Nanbaka x MALE reader

Idiots with numbers (Part 2)

(Y/N'S POV)

"I'm bored" Jyugo said talking to Hajime, "I'm bored Hajime" "Don't tell me you called me here to say that" Hajime said, already tired from his shit.

Then Uno pushed Jyugo out of the way to talk to Hajime, "Hey, Hey! Hajime-Chan!" Uno said to him, "Did any pretty girls come to visit me?!" "No they haven't!" Hajime said and had an irked mark on him, "Do you have to ask me that every day?!"

Then Rock grabbed Uno so it was his turn to ask Hajime for something, "Is it time to eat yet?" "YOU JUST ATE!" Hajime shouted at Rock. Then I pushed Rock out of the way, "When can I punch one of them?" Then Nico came beside me.

"PLEASE, HAJIME-CHAN!" Nico begged, "Can you pre-order and buy the limited edition DVD box that comes out next month?! I'll get it once I'm out of prison!" "WHY SHOULD I?!" Hajime shouted again, 'What is it with him and shouting' I thought. Uno then got to the laptop, "Nico, I'll pre-order it online" I walked over to Uno and sat down next to him looking at the screen.

"Thank you!" Nico shouted happily. On the screen it was an article about a murder, 'Asagatani one-liter bottle serial murders' everyone came and sat down next to us and looked at the screen. "They arrested another murder" Jyugo says, looking at what the article says. "How scary," Nico says. "Such a dangerous world we live in," Uno says.

"Yeah, It is quite dangerous outside," I said.

"Dontcha think it's getting worse these days? Rock asked, "The outside world is going to pieces'' Jyugo then backed away a little with a disgusting face, "He (bleep)ed a (bleep) and then (bleep)ed the (bleep)! That's (bleep)ed up..." Nico put his hands on his head "that's horrible!" Nico says, "If he (bleep)ed a (bleep), that means it's (bleep)!" he says as he scratches his head.

He's definitely a (bleep)" Uno says. "I hope he won't be sent here," Rock said, trying to help them calm themselves down and himself, but I knew they would send him here to the Nanba prison. "There's no way..." Jyugo said and the four started to laugh as I was looking at them, they quieted down and looked at me for help.

"Of course they would send him here, I mean it's Nanba pri-" I got cut off when the four of them ran to the door to scream at Hajime. "HAJIME!" Jyugo was the first one to scream, "PLEASE DON'T SEND THE MURDERER THAT WAS CAUGHT YESTERDAY IN HERE!"

"I DON'T WANT TO BE (Bleep)ED AND (bleep)ED!" Nico yelled as he was over Jyugo to see Hajime. "WE CAN'T SHARE THE SAME ROOM!" Uno yelled as he was beside Jyugo.

Before Rock could talk Hajime screamed at them all "You think you are school girls changing classes or something!? Why don't you just (bleep) your own (bleep)s!? and then-"

PLEASE STAND BY! WE WILL BE BACK SOON!

After everything calmed down, Hajime walked away from them as he didn't want to hear them complain. "Uno..." Jyugo started, "When I get out of here, do you think the ladies will like me?" He asked, I chuckled a little.

"Nope" Uno answer fast.

"TO FAST!" Me and Jyugo said at the same time, "Give him a little hope that he will find someone" I said. "Yeah, Like he said, don't respond so quickly" "Well, Jyugo, you have a lousy personality" Uno started, "You're probably bad with money and I doubt you can get a job"

Jyugo then came up to his face angry, "You don't hold back do you!?" That was probably not even a question. You may now be thinking that some of us would stop this but it's pretty normal when you get used to it, I didn't hear the rest until Jyugo was set on fire, not real tho.

"I like men too!" He screamed, umm I was not expecting that, sure i'm okay with it, I just don't think what he is saying is true as he has been in prison for his whole life.