Nanbaka x MALE reader

The Inmates Are Stupid! The Guards Are Kind of Stupid, Too (part 2)

We are going to have a time skip till Hajime is talking to the Warden

WARNINGS! Mentions of Drugs,

(NOBODY'S POV)

Warden sat in her chair looking down on her desk, Samon, the guard in building 5, looked at her, 'She's pissed' He thought.

After Hajime did the test to see that he is the real one and not an imposter he came into a waiting room to see a drag queen, a man dog, a person that was like a bunny, a one that was eating a bagel, a one that was like a cat.

"Oh" The drag queen said, "The building 13 supervisor makes his appearance" Hajime gave them a side glance, "Looks like most of the supervisors are here" He says, "Did you guys cause some trouble or something?"

The 'Dog' looked up at Hajime, "Don't belittle us" He says, "My building is nothing like your building 13" Hajime turned to the Wardens door, "What about you? Maybe you're the one who caused trouble?" one of the guards said. "Wait!" The dog said, "The Warden is still in a meeting"

The drag queen walked up to Hajime, "hold on, your skin is flawless, as usual, are you using some special kind of toner or something?" "Don't get too close" Hajime said waving his hands, "You stink of perfume."

Then the door opened and a man with a microphone came out "Sorry for the wait!" He said, "we got held up discussing the program for the weekend broadcast, my bad, my bad" He then went up to Hajime to whisper in his ear, "Hajime, she's waiting for ya" He patted Hajime on the shoulder and walked away.

Hajime continued to look at the door and see a dark aura, "I feel a murderous tension coming from that room" The dog say, "You should prepare yourself before entering" Hajime gulped in nervousness and knocked on the door, "En-" The Warden started but the changed to a more deeper voice, "Enter" 'Oh no...My voice cracked a little' She thought with a blush.

"Excuse me, ma'am" Hajime said to get her attention, "As we discussed earlier" Hajime says, holding up some papers, "I brought the files on the five inmates in cell 13" "V-Very good" The Warden stuttered.

Hajime walked up so he stood in front of her desk, "I've put together an outline here" He gave her the files, as she was going to grab it she touched his finger and dropped the files on the desk, and both of them tried to get it up again and then they touched fingers again, the Warden started to blush like crazy.

'Oh gosh...Before, it was my index finger and middle finger, and now it's my ring finger and pinky! All that's left is my thumbs' The Warden though.

Then a long stick came and strike Hajime in the stomach, "DAMN YOU!" It was Samon, the Warden stared in shock, "You were rude to the Warden the other day! Now you're dropping the files on her desk to try and make her pick them up, and you still have the nerve to shove her like that?!" Samon screamed at Hajime, "Apologize for your insolence!"

"P-Please forgive me, Warden" Hajime apologized. The Warden was still in shock to even say anything, 'This isn't how I imagined our next meeting' she thought, shaking a little.

(I am really lazy right now so we will skip the "Fight")

After everything calmed down, The Warden looked at the files, "Their present behaviors are detailed in those files" Hajime explained. "Not even worth discussing..." The Warden says and the looked up at him, "Except their history of jailbreaking"

Samon took the files to look at them, "Whoa, this is for real Hajime?" Samon says not really believing it. Then he took down the files so we could see his beating up face. "Maybe you should go to the infirmary?" The Warden asked.

Then his face went back to normal, "I'm alright, ma'am!" He says, "More importantly, these guys have broken out of all these prisons, so why aren't they doing anything now?" "who knows?" Hajime plays it off, "Thought, they have told me they're quite comfortable here"

The Warden got the files back and looked at them, "Nowhere in this file does it mention how and why they escaped" She says. "Regarding that point" Hajime started, "Please allow me to explain personally" He says holding up the files.

The Warden and Samon looked at him, "Personally?" The Warden questioned. Hajime turned around so his back was against them, "These details were somewhat hard to put on paper" "What kind of details are they?!" Samon question.

"First, Inmate Number 25, Nationality: American. He was arrested and charged when he was buying drugs in the slums. He himself did not know he was dealing with drugs, but was simply used as a courier, which resulted in a lighter sentence. But when he was examined for symptoms of any drug abuse, the doctors found multiple food allergies and unknown illnesses. So he was sent to a medical reform school"

"Why did he escape from the reform school?" The Warden asked, "He had a light sentence, right?"

"I've got it!" Samon suddenly yelled, "Number 25's mysterious powers was awakened by something unknown durning whatever it was while the reform school doctors were examining him and he went berserk and escaped, Right?!" Samon asked with confident.

"It seems he escaped because he hated needles and taking medicine" Hajime says as he closes his eyes, and then Samon falls on the floor. "WHAT IS HE IN GRADE SCHOOL?!" Samon shouted.

"Although he was sent to various prisons" Hajime read on the files, "he smashed through the walls and escaped as the day of his treatment drew near" "Where is he hiding that kind of strength?" Samon asked not really believe that the sweet little Nico is that strong.

"But Nanba prison provides oral medication in a flavor he likes instead of injections, so now he looks forward to his treatment and medication" "I see..." The Warden trails off a little, "So that's why he's no longer planning to escape.

"Yes ma'am" "You're right" The Warden continued, "That would be confusing on paper"

(Well here is the next chapter, I am sorry I haven't posted here, I kinda forgot I did, well hope you enjoyed this and have a good day/night/morning/afternoon)