"It is regarding child abuse and health."
"Please continue."
"Well, I have been gaining complaints on how children are suffering, because they are forced to eat breakfast straight after they wake up."
"Yes..?"
"And...it is unhealthy."
There is a silence, before Boris replies, "I will think about your request about banning breakfast, thank you for calling."
In which he hangs up.
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Operation Breakfast: Banned. || Ft. Borris Johnson.
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