Fate Grand Phantom & Hollow

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Sam the cunning phantom master .

Dio the brute hollow emperor .

The two friends/rivals/brothers were summoned in the naseaverse , and the two be like why not troll the sh*** out of Gaia , Alaya , and every servant , and totally ruin the holy grail war.

Dio: I don't mind but the problem is Sam .

Sam: why is that?

Dio: knowing you will try to hug Tamamo , Nero , or Okita .

Sam: you make it sound like I'm a womanizer !

Dio: you kind are.

Sam: says the hollow who banged 20 women , and all of them are either goddess or dragon.

Dio: oi most of them tried to rape me , and I willingly banged 3 women .

Sam: same thing .

Dio: what about you ! you also banged many women , and you have a faience!

Sam: ok 1 they force them self on me , and 2 and I 3 women for me.

Dio: still a womanizer . I mean you have like what? Nuwa the Chinese goddess , Sirin the herrscher of void is your servant , Amaterasu the Shinto sun goddess have a crush on you , and let's not forget Kurona , and Lana .

Sam: and you have what? the primordial Infinity , the dragon princess of the void Akka , Bezaleil the demi primordial and older sister to Fatalis , Mei the herrscher of thunder , Kurumi the time empress , and the list goes on .

Me: can you two idiots stop!

Sam & Dio: he started it!   

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