Missing in Action

Did I Just post a random picture of a wall as my cover page?

Answer: Indeed I did😀

It's because it's blank. Just like my head. Hahaha!

Well...this is awkward😶 (Me trying out something new by way of emojis. Honestly, I still don't see the appeal😋.... Actually, to be honest, I just don't understand them🤔 Me and my awkward grandpa typing lake the proper know how to using such forms of communication😅 Oh well) I'm just gonna shrug this off.

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So look who's back..... is what you may be thinking😁

Well jokes on you because I was already here. I'm always here. 

Like a ghost, I'm haunting you.

Like a bird, I'm taunting you.

When both come together, like a ghostbird,

 Our mission seems rather daunting.

(See what I did there😎)

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Man, I am having fun with these emojis. I don't really understand them, or the use for them, but they look cool. We shouldshould do a random emoji call. One of my favorites is this one 🐏 #AllHailTheMightyBaaa 

For real though, it's like emojis are a whole other language. And I dont know it.

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Okay, I think it's time we get serious ("Finally!" Says the exasperated audience in my head.)

I think it's time we.address the elephant in the room.....

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Me: Well looked here! What a coincidence! What brings you to this side of the town?

Elephant: .....

Me: How's your grandmother? 

Elephant: ....

Me: Is your pet fish still alive?

Elephant: ....

Me (awkwardly shrugs): I heard your husband died.

Elephant (stares blankly)

Me: What, not gonna talk?

Elegant (continues to stare blankly): Elephants don't talk, stupid! Even we could, I wouldn't talk to someone like you.

Me (gets petty inspiration/ grins conspiratorally): Your husband ate all your peanuts.

Elephant (stares):.....

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Oh no the h*ll he didn't! 

If she could snap, she would have. Sadly, she can't.

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And the audience said "Get on with it already would you! You're wasting valuable.reading time here!"

Okay, okay..jeez. So impatient.

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All jokes aside, I bring nothing but honest - honestly, haha☺

You see, the truth is...

Well the truth is...

Alright I forgot about Wattpad! (Covers head in shame)

Silence....cricket noises

Now wait just a second. Before you go throwing g stones at me, there's both a good and semi-bad reason for this.

The good reason was that I simply found a higher calling; in the world.of fabrics that is. Yes, I will gladly admit that the lovely AO3 managed to lure me into it's deep depths to the point where I haven't been able to stop reading long enough to write.

You get me, right? You understand why this happened? The world of the random is a very sneaky seductress, and I've been aught in it's web. 

I have to confess something to you guys....it's very important.

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Beware...for I am one with the fandom and the fandom is with me!

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The fandom stands.strong in the yes of our mighty overlord!

Ah the drama. Don't you just love it?

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And on to point two: I'm not happy.😡😢🙁😔

Not with my writing style.

Not with my writing process.

And certainly not with the.way the stories, or lack of stories were going.

Major road block, is what I'm saying. It's really not fun.

And with all these hundreds of ideas in my head, it can get frustrating. I guess I'd compare it to having to pee after drinking a full bottle of water, plus freeze or.soda, all while trapped on the freeway during traffic hours. You want to be so ooo bad, but you can't. Pitiful, I know.😥

which is one of the main main reasons I ended up taking a break. Everybody say it with me:

P-r-o-c-r-a-s-t-i-n-a-t-i-o-n-! 

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Happy belated festives to you, everyone. I know this is three years overdue, but hello, and welcome. I am awkward, but friends, and I do not discriminate. Seriously, the amount of interesting things I've come across while scouring the sea of random a is shocking. I've pretty much become in phases by what goes on in human heads. 

I don't plant to be doing any stories right now, but if you have any questions, or simply just have a funny comment, feel free to post. 

Welp, I guess that's all for now. Finally reached the end.  

So there you have it. My semi- acceptable excuse. I was procrastinating. Me, the lazy couch I potato that I am, did partake in the the worldwide crime of of pretending things didn't exist!

I apologize to the heavely sheep father for my laziness. You were a kind ruler, and yet I shunned you so. All hail the baaa!🐏✨For he. Is great!😔😭

Oh, and may the fandom be with you! Baaa🐏