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Hey! Guess who's back after two months of silence?!

Cricket noises..............................................................................

Wow, tough crowd, huh?

(Shrugs) Welp, can't be helped then.

(Whistles terribly) A whale could do better. And that's definitely Not suspicious. Nope, not one  bit.

So.......how goes your day?

😴😴😴😴😴

Oh....I see how it is!

😪😪😪😪😪😪😪

Hah! Of course it's like that.

😴😴😴😴😴

Oh, come on! I'm not that boring.

😒

Oh yeah? Well well, how's this for a change? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

😱

Ack! (Gasps dramatically) You're so cold! 

😈

Oh, you're evil alright! 😡 An evil piece of

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Yes you, you

💩👉

(Narrows eyes) You better put that thing back right now, or so help me I will

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You're disgusting. 

😛

(Hurts irritatedly) Do you see what I have to deal with?

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What the neck does that even mean?

🙃😬

Now you're just being rediculous.

😜😝🍃

That's not even an expression!

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You know what? I'm just go an a leave now. (Exits the stage in embarrassment)

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And that's a rap!

-Pay no mind to my humor, I'm crazy! No for real - for anyone actually end up reading this, I'm literally having an argument with my own conscious. Think about it how you will, however, I think we can agree it's something we all do.

Anyways, catch yuh later alligators! 

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