(currently editing) Lena Hummel, Kurt's Cousin, moves back to Lima after deciding she wanted to go to high with her favorite person in the world.
What happens when she meets a certain blonde Cheerleader in the glee club...
Start: 2021/06/10
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IT'S BEEN A FEW WEEKS SINCE MY MOM'S FUNERAL AND I FEEL MUCH BETTER. I finally got some closure but I still miss her so freaking much. I probably always will. Right now I was in the choir room talking to Quinn about absolutely random stuff.
"All right, let's, uh, let's gather round" Mr. Schue said as he walked in. Sorry I'm late, guys. I was with Principal Figgins. Bad news, guys. Puckerman's in Juvie"
"It really was just a matter of time" Tina said.
"What did he do?" Quinn asked.
"He drove his mom's Volvo through the front of a convenience store, and drove off with the ATM" Mr. Schue explained as the rest of us laughed.
"That is some psycho shit right there"
"A-A-And when is he getting out?" Rachel asked, concerned.
"Unknown"
"He might be the dumbest person on this planet, and that's coming from me" Brittany said.
"Guys! Let's have some sympathy"
"For a guy who put his needs before the team's? We need his voice, and his bad boy stage presence" Finn exclaimed.
"He is not a bad boy hun"
"We can't look at this as a crisis. It's an opportunity"
"For what? More embarrassment?" I asked.
"For welcoming our new member...Sam Evans!" Mr. Schue announced as Sam jogged into the classroom. "There he is"
"How's it going? Hey, everybody. I'm Sam. Sam...I am. And I don't like green eggs and ham" he said awkwardly.
"Oh, wow. He has no game" Santana commented.
"Shut up. He's gonna do great" I rolled my eyes at her.
"Okay! This is gonna be great." Finn said as she jumped off his seat.
"All right, question for the group. What's a duet?"
"A blanket" Brittany answered as Santana and I looked at her confusingly.
"A duet is when two voices join to become one. Great duets are like a great marriage"
"Which is something you can't relate to since you had a psycho ex-wife. No offence" I said as the rest of the class chuckled.
