Chapter 3

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Tommy: hello and welcome to a you laugh you lose I'm here with Drista

Drista: hello

Tommy: now here is a recording of Wilbur to explain the rules

Wilbur:
Rule 1 no boomers
Rule 2 no zoomers
Rule 3 no weebs under penalty of death I'm looking at you, Phil
Rule 4  no marvel stans
Rule 5 stan loona
Rule 6 no k-pop
Rule 7 no my little pony friendship is fuck
Rule 8 no videos I've already seen before
Rule 9 staged videos are shit
Rule 10 fuck rule 5
Rule 11 loud videos are sometimes funny 

Tommy:

Rule 12 no that's what I like by Bruno Mars
Rule 13 no romantically shipping YouTubes platonic only and if they're comfortable with it

* after 1 hour and 25 minutes*

Drista: we're doing good

Tubbo on video: I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON BITCH

Drista: oh my god, why did Tubbo call that girl a bitch

Tommy: that's Beau, she called his food shit

Drista: oh

Tubbo on video:
🎵 Jump in the Cadillac, girl,
Let's put some miles on it
Anything you want,
Just to put a smile on it you deserve it baby,
You deserve it all
AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU🎵

Tommy: chat let me remind you of the rules

Rule 1 no boomers
Rule 2 no zoomers
Rule 3 no weebs under penalty of death I'm looking at you, Phil
Rule 4  no marvel stans
Rule 5 stan loona
Rule 6 no k-pop
Rule 7 no my little pony friendship is fuck
Rule 8 no videos I've already seen before
Rule 9 staged videos are shit
Rule 10 fuck rule 5
Rule 11 loud videos are sometimes funny
Rule 12 no that's what I like by Bruno Mars
Rule 13 no romantically shipping YouTubes platonic only and if they're comfortable with it
Rule 14 rule 10 is bullshit you can stan loona

You just broke rule 12

*Drista starts to laugh*

Drista: that was the worst voice crack ever

Tommy: and now I have to end stream

* ends stream*

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