obey me: shall we date oneshots, scenarios, and headcannons

if you accidentally punch them

basically, if they scare you and you punch them outa reflex

lucifer: he will prossess what happened, and then when you apologize/ "why tf you snuck up on me, I thought you were gonna fuckin kill me", he apologizes for scaring you

mammon: will stare at you like 'why tf you gotta do that to me' then when realizes he scared the shit outa you will say "you shoulda known it was me, stupid human"

Levi: "sorry I'm just a yucky otaku who deserved it" will be the only thing in his vocab while apologizing for scaring you so badly

asmo: "my beautiful face, why did you aim for my beautiful face" you have to beg for forgiveness for him to forgive and forget it, or you owe him a "favor" if you picking up what I'm putting down (he has the second largest praise kink of all the brothers, prove me wrong)

beel: you punch him in the chest and he chokes on his food from how surprised he got, he forgive you instantly since he knows that it was just a reflex

belphie: he will be a bit prejudice for a while, then forget about it, but if you cuddle him as an apology, he will make exceptions

satan: will be mad, but will realize it was a reflex quicker than his brothers since he is more socially intelligent when it comes the human behaviors and will apologize, but will still have some sort of grudge

I headcanon satan as the true youngest, while he is powerful, he was born while he fell, while the rest of the brothers were once true angels that got to experience heaven, I believe