I hear a knock at my door, and knowing its Carson, i hurriedly run to the door to open it.
"Hello I need serious help right now" Carson said dramatically. I roll my eyes and let her in.
"Why? Something happen?" I ask. Carson talks a deep breath and sighs heavily, falling into the couch.
"Yes, something happened. I am dying" Carson said with a straight face staring at the celling. "Remember Morgan?" they asked. I shook my head no.
" Jakes new roommate, hot, and has red hair. That morgan." She said with a dreamy tone.
"Ohh yeah i remember her. Isn't she the one that got piss drunk at Kylie's 20th and fell in the pool?" I laughed remembering that night.
"Yes! That's the one. Anyway, I had to take a shower in the dorms this morning, cause I couldn't swing by Rach's house. God knows nothing goes right in communal bathrooms. So I was showering and she comes in and sees my day of the month pixar underwear that i had layed on the ground" She speaks fast.
"You actually wear those? I got them for you as a joke." I laughed.
"Yes of course i wear them, they are quite comfortable actually." She sighs again. "Your missing the point. My love life is over" Carson cries.
I threw a pillow at them hitting her in the stomach.
"Dramatic ass" I mumbled. " I promise you she wont care, or, like you always do, you will find a new obsession" I answered honestly.
Carson could never keep a steady relationship or crush. She would obsess over them until she saw someone new.
"Shut up. Either way I need to get drunk tonight and watch every marvel movie there is." She said definitely. I nodded my head grabbing the remote and tossing it to them before walking to the kitchen.
I made my way to the liquor cabinet. Seeing that we havent bought alcohol any time recently, I grabbed our only two options. "Whipped or Strawberry vodka? Its all we have" I shouted to the other room.
"Do you even have to ask?" She yelled. I laughed and put back the whipped. Grabbing two cups and the strawberry vodka, I made my way out to the living room.
"Oh thank sweet baby jesus" Carson exclaimed. I sat down next to her, and poured our drinks. She had turned on an Iron Man movie that she was clearly mesmerized by.
I sat back and tried to follow the movie.
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.I woke up from Carson's snoring and the loud Marvel theme song playing. Looking around, I noticed how we drank all of the vodka. At some point Carson suggested we take a shot everytime someone said "Jarvis". It was a sure fire way to make sure we both got black out drunk.
I grabbed my phone from under my leg, moving Carson's foot off me in the process.
Seeing that Carson is still very much asleep, I figure that i would just go on Twitter and scroll through until she wakes up.
Opening the app, i go to the trending page and see that "5SOS" is trending. It seems wherever i go i cant escape them.Sighing, i click on the tag. I scroll through to find out that they had just released a new song and some more content.
The song is called "Shes kinda hot" and everyone is freaking out about it. I grab my earbuds and decide to give it a listen all while continuing to scroll on 5sos twitter. Its honestly a good song i would be lying if i said it wasn't. I eventually end up looking at photos of the band and looking at each of their profiles. Its odd, it feels almost as if she knows them.
Just as I am admiring the bands beautiful faces, Carson stirs awake. So I shut off my phone and tell her good morning.
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haha i hate my writing, even tho im just doing this for fun. ALSO i keep forgetting that this story exists so that's why i haven't updated in months 😩
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oops°°->5sos
Humorunknown: i just added Luke unknown: thats not lukes number dumbass unknown: well hello mysterious people