My Fairy Tail (BxB yaoi collection)

Poison Kiss

Yo! Thanks to Syachi-San I realised there was a character I adored who wasn't getting the lime light! So this is for me!

Cobra x Natsu

Warning large amounts of WTF MOMENTS...

Also very shameless Cobra.

Cobra: *smirking* I don't give a damn look at my di-

*throws a chair at his head*

Silence! Bad Cobra! Anyway yeah... That.

Also, when I say Snake Kiss I mean the type I learned about from reading the manga 1/2 prince. Which is a stepped up version of a French kiss I guess. I don't mean the Urban Dictionary version. Don't even look it up. Don't. I'm serious. Don't. If you already have then *^* just don't.

LETS DO THIS!!! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
*picks desk back up*
^^'' ehehe whoops...
That wasn't very professional...
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
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The last person Natsu expected to find passed out on the road to his house was Cobra. He'd been on his way to the guild when he'd found him. His first thought was to turn him into the authorities but he noticed the 2nd generation slayer looked pretty badly injured, covered in blood. "Couldn't... hurt..." He mumbled lifting the purple haired male onto his shoulder and walking home.

However upon cleaning the other slayer up he realised most of the blood didn't belong to the other slayer and unease coursed through him. He quickly used the magic sealing technique Sting had taught him and got to work on the few superficial wounds. It didn't explain why Cobra had passed out, he didn't look dehydrated or starving, he was just pale and breathing heavily. A smell caught Natsu's attention as he came across a snake bite.

"No way... Isn't his magic poison? Shouldn't he be able to eat poison?" Natsu mumbled. He gazed at the slayer as cogs turned over in his head, leaving the poison to run its course would be the less troublesome option, quick too at the rate Cobra was deteriorating. But Natsu wasn't that kind of guy. "Shit..."

Happy was on his way back home cause Natsu was late when his friend sped past. "Happydon'tgoinmyroom." He shouted as he ran past.

"O-okay...?" Happy called. Despite Natsu's warning he flew straight over to the door and turned the handle. "Locked? Natsu never locks his room." Happy flew outside to see Natsu had boarded up his broken window and drawn the curtains. "Odd."

Porlyusica (poluchka?) hadn't been expecting a knock at her door so early in the morning. She was reluctant to answer but decided she was bored anyway. "Oh, A Fairy Tail Mage." She sighed. She hadn't been that bored.

"I need an anti venom and some questions answered please!" She jumped as a member of the usually proud Fairy Tail guild got down on his knees in a form of begging. It must have been really important.

"Get up child, brush the dirt off your knees and come in, quickly." She muttered.

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"This isn't a poison." Porlyusica mumbled. "This is an anti venom. A powerful one at that."

"What? Oh, no, wait, that actually makes sense!" Natsu cried. "He's immune to poison, he eats poison. It's like his specialty, so something that defeats venom could be his down fall."

"So, what do you suppose we do to fix this friend of yours?"

"Would you be able to make a poison that could counteract the anti venom?"

"I can but I can't promise it will be finished in time to save this persons life."

"I'm counting on you. Here's my address."