Rabbit and His Tired Dad

Aizawa's No Good, Very Bad Week... Mostly

Aizawa stormed home, furious. His life has been nothing but hell since the detective assigned him the Rabbit case. The kid, because it was obvious he was a child, loved pranks. Aizawa had lost count of the number of times he'd been covered in glitter. Hell, the kid even got bolder with his pranks!

That's how Aizawa walked home angrily, covered in bright red glitter. He sparkled like a fucking Christmas ornament. 

This is why he hated Mondays so much: Nothing good ever happens on Mondays. The days of irritating students being too loud and annoying bosses pestering him, yes, you Nedzu. Aizawa wanted nothing more than to go home, cuddle with his husband, and pet his cats. Maybe they could even watch a movie together while he prepares dinner.

After seeing his house in front of him, Aizawa breathed a sigh of relief. He was a tired man who needed his cuddles, Hizashi! Aizawa swiftly unlocked the door and stepped inside, only to pause. His cats were dressed in All Might onesies. What the fuck.

His eye twitched when he realized Hizashi wasn't even home. Aizawa went inside every room, checking for intruders. After not finding anyone, he went back to where his cats were in the living room. Taking off their outfits, he sighed. Aizawa wondered if he could burn them on the stove. If he entertained that idea for a longer period than he should have, nobody would ever know. Aizawa has mentioned that he hated Mondays before, right?

He paused again as he walked past the kitchen. On the fridge was a note, and it wasn't written in Hizashi's handwriting or his. His eyes narrowed when he saw it was from Rabbit. That damn kid-

Mentally, Shouta reminded himself to take deep breaths. He could always strangle the kid later. Rabbit knew Aizawa hated All Might, yet he dressed his cats like that buffoon anyway. Such a problem child.

As he read the note, Aizawa sighed deeply.

'Hey, Eraser! Your cats are dressed to the nines in their new outfits! I think they're purrfect :D -Rabbit'

Was the nine supposed to be another cat pun? His musings were cut short as the door opened. 

"Babe?" Yamada called out. "I'm home!"

As Aizawa glared at the mini All Might onesies in his hand, he replied, "We need new locks.".

Yamada entered the living room with a completely confused look on his face. His eyes widened as he saw the All Might onesies and his husband, who was still coated in glitter. "What the hell happened?" the voice hero laughed.

"Satan in a child's body," Aizawa grumbled, sending the man a withering glare. Then again, he wasn't so intimidating when he was still covered in glitter.

Apparently, Yamada thought the story was hilarious after he heard Aizawa explain everything to him.

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Aizawa was under the impression things would get better the next day. Wasn't that a saying? "A bad day only lasts 24 hours.".

Clearly, he was mistaken. Most of the day had gone as well as it could have. He taught his classes, took a few naps, then went home to play with his cats. It wasn't until he went on patrol that his day turned sour.

"Yo, Eraser!" Izuku called out. He was standing on the rooftop beside Aizawa. "Did you get my gift?" he teased.

The hero glared at him. "I hate All Might," Aizawa muttered. He wanted to burn the costumes. Sadly, his husband told him the smoke would set off the fire alarms. Which meant his cats would get scared of the noise. Is it possible to throw the costumes at Endeavor instead? That man was a burning trash can.