Foxy: Kreee!!!
Chica: -3-
Lys: *chews gum*
Bonnie: Lalalala....
Gold: Um...
Lys: *blows bubble gum then pops*
Yeah?
Gold: Have you ever heard--
Freddy: Guys... I just wanna admit something..
Gold: Shut up bro. I wanna tell something then you sudde--
Lys: What is it Freddy?
Gold: *facepalmed*
Freddy: Before I worked here, I worked at 3 places.
Foxy: Really?
Chica: How come you never told us?
BB: Just shut up.
Bonnie: Where the heck did you came from?
Mari: He came from space.
Lys: Realllllly? -_-
Toy Bonnie: Hi guys!
Lys: Where the heck did you came from?!
Toy Freddy: From the pizzeria, duh.
Gold: What the heeeeck?
Toy Chica: Boy! I'm starving here!
Mangle: Then order pizzas from Pizza Hut!
Toy Chica: What's the number?
Mangle: *facepalmed*
BB: Okaaaay... HI!
Mari: Where's my music box?
Mike: C'mon! Freddy, tell the story!
Toy Freddy: What story I supposed to tell?
Mike: Not you! Him! *points to Freddy 1.0*
Freddy: Sorry 2.0... I'm his idol ;)
Toy Freddy: -_-
Lys: JUST TELL THE FUDGING STORY FREDDY.
Freddy: Okay! Well..... the very first job I ever had... Burger King.
All but Freddy: *laughs*
Freddy: ..... HEHEHE.
All but Freddy: *laughs loud*
Freddy: I quit in there.
Gold: Why bro?
Freddy: Because of these customers in the drive way! Why people insist yelling in the speaker at the drive thru? Every time I asked their order, they would rather shout in the speaker! And I was wearing my little headset that time!
"Hello sir. May I take your order?" -Freddy
"I WANT A WHOPPER!" -Customer #1 (imagine this is Bonnie)
"...... c_c" -Freddy (ears bled to loudness)
"I WANT A WHOPPER! NO ONIONS! LARGE FRY!" -Customer #1
"..... I supposed you want a Chopper." -Freddy
But I regret it! I should chose yelling instead of customers, saying their orders not loud. It was driving me crazy! About 10 cars were their and I asked the customer, who is a female...
"Hello ma'am. May I take your order?" -Freddy
"ZTZTZTZSTS...STSTSS.PISKELE....SSSSS....SSSSS..." -Customer #2 (imagine this is Chica)
"....... Hello ma'am can I help 'ya?" -Freddy
"SSSSS I want pickles.... SSZTZTT and the pickles... SSTSTT and the pickles..." -Customer #2
"c_c ............ I am apparently you want some pickles. Can you speak louder, I even don't know what you're saying. HEEEEELLOOOO?!! CoC"
"Chicken tenders...... spread sauce all over my body..." -Customer #2
"......Okay Ma'am drive around... *turns around* SOMEONE GET SOME SAUCE NOW! C'MON! SHE WANTS IT ON HER WAY!" -Freddy
Gold: HAHAHAHA XD
Freddy: Shut it Gold, it ain't funny.
All but Freddy: HAHAHAHA! XD
Freddy: Next second job I had applied.... In the barber shop.
Gold: *spits water* HAHAHAHA XD XD
Freddy: SHUT UP BRO!
All but Freddy: XD XD XD HAHAHAHA!
Freddy: *rolls eyes* Since I ever got that job, it driven me to chaos. People were even RUDE at that time...
"Hello sir! Please take a seat." -Freddy
"JUST SHUT UP AND CUT MY HAIR!" -Customer #5
"........ What kind of hairstyle you like? A short hairstyle? A medium hairstyle? A long hairstyle? A moha--" - Freddy
"I want a Harry Styles hair style!" -Customer #5
".......... I bet you want a hairy style." -Freddy
"Hey Brownie! Gimme some lip gloss!" -Customer #8 (male)
"How come there is lip gloss in here?!" -Freddy
"Hey Yoga! Give me some hair spray!" -Customer #3
"What?!" -Freddy
"Just give them that frickin' things they wanted!" -Customer #6
"WAAAAH!" -Freddy
Gold: XD XD XD
Freddy: Pffffttt..... (-_-)
Bonnie: Hahahaha! *wipes tears* I could never imagined that you applied being a barberer.... XD
Lys: XD XD XD XD XD
Foxy: What's the last one mate? cx
Freddy: *sighs heavily* Just promise...
Mari: Promise what?
Freddy: Promise you won't laugh...
All but Freddy: We will....
Freddy: The last one is....
All but Freddy: \(0_0)/
Freddy:...... A janitor
All but Freddy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD XD XD XD XD XD
Freddy: YOU PROMISED!
Gold: My brother XD
-5 hours later of laughing loudly until noodles came out of their noses-
All but Freddy: *dies*
Freddy: (:])
Insanity: Janitor...
Freddy: Shut up Insanity.
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