Long Time No Update!

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Lys: Guys! Long time no see!

Barney: Yeah... please put out names back!

Coyote: Yeah Lys! We are sick of these nicknames!

Lys: I know right! These nicknames were sick! \(^o^)/

Yoga: Please Lys...

Lys: I bet the readers were reading these

Pooh: Obviously!

Lys: And they have no clue which one of you is 'Freddy', 'Chica', or 'Foxy'

Pizza: Just give our names back Lys!

Lys: Nope!

Barney: *screeches then runs insanely towards the door*

Lys: HEY BARNEY! STOP IT!

Coyote: *turns head around & around*

Lys: That's so creepy Coyote...

Pizza: *eyes turned black*

Lys: SHUT IT GUYS! You're creeping me out!

Yoga: JUST GIVE OUR NAMES BACK HERE *eyes turned black and gets static-y*

Pooh: 'CAUSE WE BOTS CAN SEE EVERYYYYYTHING *head turns around and gets out of control*

Lys: SHUT THE F*CK UP EVERYONE!

Everyone but Lys: *charges at Lys insanely*

Lys: WAAAAH! *runs towards the door*

-door was locked with chains (thanks to Barney)-

Lys: Fudge you Barney!

Barney: Hey! Just because I'm purple doesn't mean I'm Barney the Dinosaur!

Lys: INSANITY!

Insa: *appears* Yes Lys?

Lys: Destroy these animatronics!

Insa: A-Are you sure?

Yoga: Lys.. you're not doing that, aren't you?

Lys: I am pretty sure of it!

Coyote: But this book will be destroyed!

Lys: I DON'T F*CKING CARE!

Insa: *eyes widen*

Barney: Oh. My. Glob.

Lys: Do it Insanity.

Insa: *takes glance at animatronics*

Animatronics: *wimpers*

-inserts dramatic music-

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

Insanity: *looks at Lys*

Animatronics: *shakes nervously*

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

Insanity: *looks at animatronics*

Animatronics: *shakes heads*

Insanity: *looks on floor and looks at animatronics angrily* >▪

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HOLY SH*T GUYS! I wanna destroy these animatronics so badly! I wanna f*cking kill Foxy the Pirate! Want him to die, mateys?

Surely, I ordered Insanity to kill these pests! Wanna see them die infont of your very own eyes? *smirks evily*

-Alyssa-

I-I'm out oF conTrOL....

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