Sugar and Honey/ Namjoon short ff

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"Oh. My. God." Jimin gasped as I walked into the bar 

"What?"

"You got fucked"

"What!" My whole face turned red 

"You've got that after sex glow you get whenever you get properly dicked down" 

"Shut your fucking face Park" I slapped him in his chest playfully making him laugh 

"Yoongs!" He yelled before I put my hand over his mouth and tried tackling him to the floor 

"Shut up!!" 

"Baaaaaa-" I put my hand on his mouth again and he licked my fingers

"Ew!" I jumped and swatted at him with my wet hand while he laughed his ass off 

"What the hell is going on?" Yoongi mumbled as he stood next to us 

"CAT GOT DI-" I shoved my fingers in his mouth making him gag while I laughed my ass off as Yoongi lifted me under my armpits and carried me around the bar "SHE GOT DICKED DOWN!!!" 

"Oh my god" I facepalmed myself 

"And why do we care?" Yoongi asked as he set me on my feet 

"Because she's fucking her sugar daddy! She's living the dream! How was it?"

"Oh? She's living the dream?" Yoongi raised his eyebrows and crossed his arms 

"Oh, would you look at that? The keg is dead, I'll be back!" Jimin ran off making me and Yoongi laugh 

"You know he doesn't mean it right Yoongs?" 

"Oh, I know. Doesn't mean it isn't funny to fuck with him though" Yoongi chuckled "I am happy this is working out for you though. He's a nice guy right?" 

"Thank you, and yes, he's honestly the sweetest" 

"Good. You know you can call me if that ever changes right?"

"Yes, you know I will" 

"Good, now get to work" he shoved me forward and I laughed as I caught myself on the bar

"Worst boss ever!" I called out as he walked away 

"Best boss ever!" Jimin yelled as he joined me behind the bar, Yoongi flipped us off before going to his office "so, tell me how it went"

"Amazing, best fuck I've ever had honestly"

"Wow, I'm offended"

"Oh please" I rolled my eyes "get over yourself" 

"Fuckin rude" he scoffed making me laugh 

"Only the truth my love, only the truth" 

Around ten at night we were swamped. One of our servers had called in sick so Jimin and I were helping the servers by running food or dropping off drinks. Even Yoongi was helping behind the bar, a sight so rare even our regulars were making fun of him. 

"Let me buy you a drink" tall, drunk, and ugly slurred over the bar 

"I can't drink on shift, sorry. Is there something I can get you?"

"Your number?" 

"I have a boyfriend" I smiled

"Fuckin slut"

"Okay! Do you wish to leave sir?" Jimin asked the guy as he walked away, I shook my head and focused on the next customer. Midnight came around and I finally had a chance to pee