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leonard

LEONERD

Penny: Oh, yeah? Well, there's a difference between being a jerk and being an ass.

Leonard: No, there isn't. They're synonyms.

Leonard: I hate my name. It has 'nerd' in it. 'Len. Nerd.'

Penny: What happened?

Leonard: Sheldon's escaped and is terrorizing the village.

Leonard: You getting a cold?

Penny: No, no, it's probably just allergies.

Leonard: Do you want an allergy pill? 'Cause I have 'em all. Prescription, nonprescription, foreign, domestic, experimental.

Penny: Do any of them work?

Leonard: Not really, I'm just an enthusiast.

Sheldon: Amy Farrah Fowler has asked me to meet her mother.

Leonard: Yeah. So?

Sheldon: What does that mean?

Leonard: Well, you know how you're always saying that Amy is a girl who's your friend, and not your girlfriend?

Sheldon: Uh-huh.

Leonard: You can't say that anymore.Sheldon: Amy Farrah Fowler has asked me to meet her mother.

Leonard: Yeah. So?

Sheldon: What does that mean?

Leonard: Well, you know how you're always saying that Amy is a girl who's your friend, and not your girlfriend?

Sheldon: Uh-huh.

Leonard: You can't say that anymore.

Leonard: You are beautiful, you know that? You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.

Page: Sounds great.

Leonard: Really?

Page: Yeah. Can my six-foot-two Navy SEAL husband come with us?