HOWARD
Howard: I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and split into two Sheldons.
Howard: See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day you'll have good luck.
Rajesh: Back off Sheldon.
Sheldon: What?
Rajesh: If you do not stop hitting on my lady you will feel the full extent of my wrath.
Sheldon: I'm not hitting on her.
Lalita: And I am not your lady.
Howard: And you have no wrath.
Scene: Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese.
Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?
Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
Howard: Okay, one way to look at this is that I'm getting new equipment, and you're not, and that's unfair. But a better way to look at this is that I'm getting sex and you're not, and that's delightful.
Leonard: So, you guys want to do something tonight?
Howard: Nah, I can't. I got to pick up my mom from her water aerobics class. 18 overweight women flapping their arm fat in a swimming pool. Looks like the manatee tank at Sea World.
Howard: Yeah, um, I have a two-part question.
Sheldon: Go ahead.
Howard: A, are you kidding me? And B, seriously, are you freaking kidding me?
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