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Rajesh: Oh, okay, okay, my turn. Are you in the six Star Wars movies?

Leonard: Yes

Rajesh: Interesting. Are you a Droid?

Leonard: Yes

Rajesh: Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?

Leonard: Yes

Rajesh: C3PO.

Leonard: You got it.

Wolowitz: Sex is never the way I dreamed it was going to be.

Rajesh: Because in your dreams, you're a horse from the waist down.

Scene: The comic book store. Rajesh enters carrying an iPod with a speaker on his tee shirt. As he enters the shop he starts the iPod and the Darth Vader theme from Star Wars emerges from the speaker.

Leonard: Will you please turn your shirt off?

Rajesh: What? I'm giving myself dramatic entrance music. People will know I'm awesome and to be feared.

Howard: Yeah, right, there's nothing more awesome and frightening than a man who's got music blasting from between his nipples.

Wolowitz: I said I was sorry!

Rajesh: Sorry doesn't make up for the fact that I had to cook chicken and rice with this vegan guy. You know what vegan chicken and rice is? RICE!